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Archives: August 18, 2003

Iowans weeding out the Presidential contenders

Bob Herbert's 8/18 NYT column, "Staying in the Dark"

In South Carolina, Job Losses Crack Solid Support for Bush

Why are Republicans happy about Arnold

America sees breakdown in civility | KC Star

The United States is now God -- Monbiot

What Has Happened to the US Army in Iraq?

Private security companies are acting like real cops

Oh yeah, pesty question right here. Feast.

Thread titles like this are nothing more than doing Rove's job for him

Iowans weeding the Democratic presidential field

Hungry for Leadership?

Swiss Cheese Steaks - a message for Dean supporters

Will the Davis-Bustamante feud do both of them in?

Will Clark declare on Labor Day? Is the DLC supporting him?

I've come begging for help...

The blackout shows how incredibly open we are to more deadly terrorism.

Our troops on foreign soil..

Hey hey hey--got my bat signed by Dean

Cia vs. Army: from a friend who remains nameless.

Can Hispanics "Take" California BACK???!!!--for Our Beloved Dem Pary

Book Review - All The Shah's Men....

US evacuates Saddam out of Baghdad

On the 10 O'clock news, Today in Iraq

Wanna buy a kidney?

FEATURE-How "Stockholm syndrome" entered public psyche

a good anti-war site with tons of links re: iraq war and political issues

Talking Points

We Have Bush Down--Now Dems Need to Wise Up

From a email I recieved: Dualism

Rev. Jackson's statement on the Recall and Proposition 54

Shoddy software may cloud Calif. recall vote

Military Bomb Disposal ?-Is this a stupid way to dispose of cluster bomb?

Bush* Science

What if Davis resigns before the recall?

Mazen Dana irony

Some useful Definitions for Political Discussion

Constitutional Amendment to Allow Foreign-Born Citizens to be President

Arnold's Red Ink

Would someone please explain the Civil War revival on DU?!

What does "redneck" mean to you?

Quesiton for Tennessee duers

Black Leadership

Help...need pics of dead and dying soldiers in Iraq

County Fair-Good News

Why is there so much hatred of Dean on DU?

Some Impressive Info About General Wesley Clark

Charlie Crystle (Dem PA Senate Candidate) called me

What future role will Albert Gore Jr. play on the national scene?

I'm So Offended!

May. 29, 2003 Federal money bails out Texas-Why no California bail out?

For Catholics and non-Catholics alike

Time to Drop Kick Governor Davis outta office!

I've Been in the Dark - What's the Scoop on the Blackout?

In South Carolina, Job Losses Crack Solid Support for Bush

US Must "Turn Up the Heat" on Syria, Iran: top Republican (DeLay)

Study Raises Concerns as States Rush to Buy Electronic Voting Machines

US troops shoot Iraq photographer (update)

Lieberman's positions veer from his party's

When Best Laid Plans Are Bested (*'s vacation ruined)

Inmates Are Free to Practice Black Supremacist Religion, Judge Rules

U.S. to Send Signal to North Koreans in Naval Exercise

(Texas) Senate's prized civility under fire | Austin American-Statesman

WP: Davis Turns on a Charm Offensive

Drudge: GOVERNOR TAX: ARNOLD TELLS ADVISERS HE WILL NOT RULE OUT HIGHER RA

EPA Nominee's Balancing Act Has Its Critics | L A Times

Authority Scraps Plans for Iraq Oil Advisory Board

Troubles Temper Triumphs in Iraq

22 die in major Afghanistan raid

N. Korea's Brides of Despair | LA Times

computer question cdrw problem

Any HomeStarRunner lovers in the house?

For Sale: Young man to satisfy your most perverse pleasures

Techies any tips for my interview on Tuesday?

Don't you wish sometimes you had a snooze button on life?

Question about DU2 PM system

I rolled my ankle. Ask me anything!

Anyone have experience living out of a cardboard box?

What are all the - -- -- -- --- , ask me anything post all about?

Slashers Freddy and Jason Top Box Office

Update on my robbery: Continued bank indifference and incompetence

Anyone have any experience living out of a ship?

I'm on the market for a new computer. Any ideas?

It's my birthday today(August 18th): I'm 19 years young.

Well, the good news and the bad news.....

TIME Person of the Year?

More Vanity Plate Decissions

I just donated to DU

I post ask me anything questions in the DU Lounge. Ask me anything!

My Challenge to ALL DU Members who contribute montly!!!

Wifey's BDSM needs are out of control

The Eagles are the worst band ever

ARGHH! The Byrds' "Turn Turn Turn" is now being used in....

For pet lovers

HELP! I'm riding the horns of a dilemma (and it ain't fun)...

Anyone have experience living out of a van, down by the river?

Here's why I used to hate computers

I heard a very funny song and need info:

Moonanites!!! (Adult Swim)

Anyone have experience living out of their means...?

I'm a naughty Democrat! ask me anything! (part2)

As if anyone missed me, I am back from the beach...

Have you donated to DU today?

Madonna Hawking Gap Jeans?

Why men shouldn't drink beer (sad but true)

Martz fails to strut her 'star' stuff | Billings Gazette

Review of Biases in Kelly (UK Scientist) Inquiry Reporting - UK Guardian

Bush's War on Parks & Forests

Lessons in How to Lie About Iraq - Brian Eno

Amin elevated buffoonery to new levels of farce and bloodshed

How the pirates became saviours of the record industry

When Wal-Mart comes to town

Lord almighty! Salon's picture of W with a penis out his nose!

Big Daddy (Idi Amin) was good, then terrible to Uganda | Monitor (Kampala)

Lesson in Amin's passing | Monitor (Kampala)

The Press Has Gone Wimpy Again

War to get rid of villain seldom ends problem

The Defanging of a Radical Epithet

Old Shots May Stop Smallpox

Salon: Conason's "Big Lies" – First Installment

Bush waging a war on parks, forests

Jason Leopold: A must read for Calif voters ( Arnold,Lay,Bush,etc)

UK Guardian: With friends like Bush...

Spinsanity: Friend or Foe?

South Carolina's 'pregnancy police'

Democratic Socialists of America

Palast/Hightower in NYC tomorrow

Remembering Paul & Sheila - Making a joyful noise!

USPS Breast Cancer Stamps

Is US Media unable to find Iraq War DEAD totals each night? 284 US DEAD

Bill O'Reilly is as dumb and cowardly as Ann Coulter.

The Neoconservative Persuasion - by Irving Kristol

Victory! FOX News calls 2004 presidential election for Bush

Where's Bobby?

college football pool!

Bush's natal chart and his life screw ups

Lutherans vote to consider gay clergy in 2005

Gay officials resign in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Governor Davis commits to sweeping DP bill

Question about fuel economy/union stance

Coral Reefs' Decline Actually Began Centuries Ago, New Research Shows

Sierra Club Response to Blackouts

Heatwave Closes Mont Blanc As Peaks Disintegrate

'Talking' Chimp Baffles Scientists

Brutality shows Swazi police's 'true colours'

France wants to renegotiate settlement with Libya

Anger over cameraman killing

Palestinian cameraman Mazen Dana killed in Baghdad

Why We Are Losing The War On Terror/Terrosim/Whatever It Is Today

Michigan man seeks patent on new condom design

Newsmaker: Bryan Miller / Gun opponent has a personal stake in his mission

Example of gunphobia?

Sounds like the black market in arms is going...

Trouble accessing the DU1 archive.

Could you maybe add an avatar?

So, I have a suggestion.

I have donated and many others seem to be doing the same.

New Avatars

Is it just me or have no Mods or Admins responded...

Head's up again

Question about donations via Money Order.

88?????? warning?

I've hit alert but

Could someone lock this fucking thread, please?

The Fund Drive graphic isn't advancing!

What are the shared goals of DU'ers?

Senior Saudi Clerics Condemn Terrorists

Torture in Israel has again become routine

Occupation Army Erect Outposts in Hebron, Impose Curfew on Silwad, Bureen

Who Will Save Abu-Mazen?

Israel Claims 'Lost Property' In Arab Countries

Revealed: how Israel helped Amin to take power

IOF Wounds Several Palestinians in Badras Village, Demolishes Houses ....

IOF Wounds Six Civilians in Nablus, Arrests Two in Qalqilia ...

Israel to withdraw from four cities

Haaretz Editorial: There is no right of return

Israel to deport Scot who tried to stop soldiers demolishing house

Arabia.com news - Dueling right of return compensation claims

‘Christian Zionists’ Resist Bush on Mideast Peace

The Roadmap is Finished, Mr. Secretary

Tom Toles puts it all in perspective

At Iowa's State Fair, A Political Circus | Washington Post

HOT RACE: Gay candidate faces off against anti-gay leader

Kucinich interviewed by Alternet

Graham rocks the Rhubarb Tour in New Hampshire (Garrison Keillor)

LA: Kyle enters new race; in turn, Perkins quits

Clark is the MAN - he HAMMERS Tom Delay

Clark is back in 3rd for MeetUp members--both WC and DK nearing 9,000

Edwards on issues

POLITICAL NOTEBOOK: Lieberman postpones Arizona tour

Should Primaries be eliminated and let the state pick the candidate?

Is political experience necessary to run for a major office

Clark Being Drawn Into Politics (Yahoo)

POWER OUTAGE TRACED TO DIM BULB IN WHITE HOUSE

ABC's "The Note" on Dean's campaign financing

Two Black Presidential Candidates

Unveiling the Goobergunch Political Report's presidential predictions!

Dean campaign admits to using spam

U.S. Rep. Raúl M. Grijalva (AZ) Endorses Howard Dean

Support Lieberman, Lose the Green Vote

Edwards work ethic grew in mill town

Kucinich takes First Energy on.......again

I hates the South

North Korea is next on Bush's hit list.

Find yourself defending Evolution?

I have said this is a losing issue for Dems

Russ Feingold for AG: Who would you like to see in a Dem cabinet?

Looks like we need anti-recall activists on DU 24/7 to combat propaganda

State has its own potential actor/politician (NJ-Willis) PUKE ALERT

Joe Conason on Hardball

Do you think it's possible to form a progressive movement

Rice compared to Joan of Arc? A young woman's view of "feminism"

How do we break the back of the right wing monolith?

How to Demoralize the Right Wing?

The Democratic Message....check out '92 (something I saved....)

Was It "Courageous" For Dean To Oppose The Iraq War?

Blackout:First Energy of Ohio Well guess who they have SERIOUS ties to

we've learned to accept ANY outrage, & then we let it fade away

Has any one heard about Oprah supporting Schwarzenegger?

Scripps Howard poll has Bush approval at 52%.

Another Soldier Killed In Bush's Imperial Adventure

Williamsburg Virginia !!!! The Poor People's March is coming....

Do The Famous Walk Among DU?

Where is Daschle?

oh my God...that Reuters cameraman that was killed...

$5 million to be spent on Iraq's election

4000 more prison beds planned for Florida.

Would You Consider Yourself A Liberal, Moderate or Conservative DUer?

Wesley Clark on the rise?

About that online preference poll here last night.

PRUNEFACE: The Big Greasy Turd Hero of the GOP is a Devolutionary.

What is an echosystem?

In two years, the Democrats will control...

Mike Malloy should be back on his show tonight...

Welding supply in Tulsa blows up, starts many fires. Important because

Any DUers plan on attending

Bill Richardson for VP?

War is Haliburton? Doonesbury takes on warmonger Haliburton

dupe

Man covers statue of David in his yard ..

Freepers joke on Roseanne's illness/hysterectomy

Impeach Supreme Court Anti-Gay Activist Demands...

Guess who?

"Underground"

Vote Arnold or Cruz...fucking ballonheads...

Energy secretary: Power rates to go up by $50 BILLION

Anyone following the Dotson story?

"Appearance of Impropriety"

I used to think this was a great progressive site.

ABC News: Energy First

The Death of Decent Medical Care in America.

new banking contract for iraq

The Democratic "wedge issue from heaven" :

Janeanne was better than Carville

Will Rove upstage a Clark canidacy announcement?

Ken Lay will never face prosecution

Deleted message

GO GAROFALO!!!! She said exactly what I felt

Ask Bush what time of day it is

The Press Has Gone Wimpy Again

Could Military life be compared to socialism?

Tinfoil Alert: Text of VICTORY Act Leaks

new Hannity sponsors

WP: Bremer provides jobs, food, money to fix electricity, a short

Jerry Brown Re: CA Recall -No On 1... Bustamante on 2

A Political Fantasy

Liberals strike back!

NY TImes Bashing: Murdoch / Church Bashing: Vouchers

Vatican told bishops to cover up sex abuse

Possibly a smoking gun: Tony Blair's involvement in sexing up the dossier?

Do yourself a favor: BUY CONASON'S BOOK

Two Questions: First, why are the French dropping like flies in the heat..

So, is the Saudi/Bush/9-11 Connection A Dead Issue Now?

College course; "Bush Against the World"

Why would any public school teacher vote Republican???

FuNY?

Why the hell is Bustamante sabotaging Davis, Labor & the 2004 Elections?

Somebody please tell me why I shouldn't move to Canada.

Microsoft stepping up to the plate with goods: Office for Mac

FOX called Gray Davis "Chickenlips" this morning

9/11-style attack predicted in next year

What will be the theme for September's new product rollout?

Corporate America still hyping stocks as insiders sell

One more convert.

What is the socialist view on corporate regulation?

Janeanne Garofalo on Crossfire CNN now.

The GI Rights Hotline

Anyone know about Shoreham nuclear power plant?

Download a stencil ONE-TERM PRESIDENT

For folks who haven't heard a full length speech by Dean. This is good.

Worm vs Worm - new worm hunts Lovsan

Update...and a little help, please...

California Du'ers. We have until September 22 to register voters

Anti-Bush 2004 Bumper Stickers

Clark's riposte of DeLay via Josh Marshall

Military, media meet off battlefield to debate war coverage

letter to editor; Bush recall

A poll question

Shouldn’t the only issue we consider in a nominee be electability?

Monsonto bullying tiny family dairy farm

Stop in, say hello, and tell us WHY YOU DONATED to DU....

pessimists vs. optimists....which are you?

Guess Who's Now an Anti-Globalist. Phyllis SCHLAFLY

Man denied Liver Transplant on shaky grounds.

It might be hot in Europe, but in Japan

Ted Rall: The Hero of Halliburton Hill. "Halliburton Baghdad"

How to fix our urban schools

A rundown of reviews for Conason's "Big Lies"

So WAS the blackout caused by terrorist or WASN'T it???????

(((((Breaking News))))) Gray Davis Admits to Brief Affair With

My latest rant

How many times has O'Reilly railed against "frivolous lawsuits"?

Are you better off than 4 years ago?

Occupation Watch Center Update

How the GOP Undercut Clinton's Efforts To Fight Terrorism

What if we win and nothing changes?

For those concerned about Clark's political affiliation

Check out these polls about the next Congressional elections

Funny: Hitler leads latest Democratic Presidential poll

What Is The REAL State Of The California Recall?

Some useful info

Who here really thinks the Dem nominee will choose another primary. . .

More on Franken vs Fox from the Authors' Guild

The White House is trying to 'destabilize California'?

Things Aren't Looking Good For Blair Based On This Editorial Round-Up

Virginia touch screen voting machines criticized by Scientists.

Why does Jack(Hit and run) Cafferty still work at CNN?

Why people Won't be coming to america

Seriously - What are the differences b/t Dean and Clark on POLICIES?

How the pirates became saviours of the record industry

Mother With Money Problems Walks Into Lake With Two Children

Why are Arnold photo's from Playboy soft core porn "RIO" not published?

Arizona DUers: Tell us more about the gas shortages

Does the younger generation read books?

Bush's last press conference was staged....and manipulated

DLC Democrat Bill Clinton explains difference between parties

Help With Social Security Email

Who is voting our 401K money

"Do the Democrats Have a Prayer?"

What in the hell is a "Morning Devotional"?

MSNBC Poll Blackout 2003: Was the official response adequate?

Where Were Our Other Candidates?

Getting Our Act Together

What do you guys think about Alabama's Repub Governor?

Good Morning America really smacking First Energy

Howard Dean for Surgeon General!

Logic Argument: If someone disagrees with you they are a Freeper

Pathological!! Its the only explanation for the Pubs.....

From the Village voice, answers to a question.

spent last week in NYC, got out just in time

News on Michael Moore's new film taken down on website!

Is the Dean Campaign Spamming?

Does anyone know who writes Washington Post editorials?

Playing politics with security = MUST READ

Naval spending:I'm sorry...what do you mean...SUCESSOR to the SEAWOLF!?!!?

Private Jet Business Picks Up - MSNBC

And for #1000, here is a test of where you stand politically

what month do the schools in your state do standardized testing?

I'm off the fence and will be backing Dean......

Conspiracies

what issues are important to young voters?

FAKE SECURITY: On Saturday I Took Visitors To The Smithsonian...

2 Brits & recent NE power outage .. Greg Palast

Looks like the "SOLID SOUTH" isn't so solid afterall

Deleted message

Food as politics: A peek into our future?

NOooooo soccer starts in an hour!

I think this is a good sign, anyone else?

Wrong Graham running?

do the schools in your area do drug testing?

Moseley-Braun and Lieberman: Are There Any Supporters still on DU?

know anyone who voted for * because Clinton cheated in his marriage

Why do people make decisions here based on the GOP???

fyi, ... "Afghan Massacre" on WordlinkTV - Tues & Weds.

TIME FOR A CUTE!

Clark and Dean have an advantage on internet polls?

Now That's what I call a Govenor!

Bill Simon attacks Arnold

Beyond Bush: How to Win Back America

Is this the storm before the calm ?

Figured it might be a nice time

Holy Joe is ___% liberal

BBV: Special Message to ebm@copper.mv.net

A lot of people here seem worried about 'Dean Worship'

Palast and Hightower in NYC on Tuesday 8/19

I got to ask Gov. Perdue on C-SPAN

New idea for DU

Civil Rights, BBV and Max Cleland

This is Rove's issue and it scares me (civil unions)

"So what if Bush lied about WMD, would you prefer Saddam back in power?"

Anybody Else Catch Jerry Springer On C-Span ??? One Hell Of A Speech !!!

Garafalo vs. Carlson on Crossfire 8/18/03

Tell me about the Democratic Candidates

The Myth of social liberals, fiscal conservatives

Black Box: Election for sale on E-Bay

Ariana Huffington is a LIAR

Talk to me about the "Texas Miracle"....

30,000+ DUers - Is there a Lieberman pusher here?????

Bartcop destroys some of the 9/11 Conspirac y Idiocy

Did anybody hear John Kerry on NPR this morning?

Clark Supporters - Give Them Credit

need some research help on poverty issues

WOW. Bill O'Reilly STILL is fuming about Al Franken

"Beat Dubya at All Costs!" The scariest thing I keep seeing here.

'I am returning my George W. Bush 'action figure''

Ideas wanted: What should my sign say for Chicago protest on Saturday?

How stewpid can they get?

do you know anyone wants vouchers

Federal Standards for Utilities Face Partisan Hurdles(GOP STOPS BILL)

Public Inquiry Call After U.S. Troops Kill Cameraman

22 die as Rebels Attack Police Facility in Afghanistan

Candidate Schwarzenegger Says to Debate Rivals

Highway Patrol: Days before Janklow crash report ready

Justice Minister Cauchon says Canada must make same-sex marriages equal

Lab Reflects Mirror Technology

Chief Of Staff To FCC's Powell Resigns

ABC WNT(re: the BLACKOUT) First Energy of Ohio and ties to W&Co.

Raiders of the night find the pickings are slim (US troops in Iraq)

Not national, but nasty local breaking, welding supply co. on fire Tulsa

Bustamante claims sabotage by Davis | Sacramento Bee

Vatican told bishops to cover up sex abuse

IBM Lays off 500 Workers at Vermont Plant

Blair adviser: 'PM involved in discussions about naming Kelly'

Bush Makes Re-Election Effort on Internet

'Qaeda' Tape Urges Iraqi Attacks

Baghdad Welcome Going Sour for U.S. Soldiers

Foes of gay marriage renew push for a ban

Clark talks like candidate, bashes Bush (And DeLay)

High hopes for (unmanned) Euro Moon mission | BBC

Detroit Mayor Shines in Blackout (33-year old Kwame Kilpatrick)

Prop 54 funding is questioned

STOCK MARKET WATCH, MONDAY AUGUST 18.....(#1)

'We were sold as sex slaves by our brother' - SA

Iraq pipeline guards doubled

Canada: Why Weren't We Told? - Grid problems

French heat toll 'could top 5,000'

S. Korea Fires Warning Shots at Boat | LA Times

Iraqi Women struggle to be heard

Top Blair Aide Doubted Level of Iraq Threat

Judge bans cameras at Peterson hearing | SJ Mercury News

DeLay: Senators violating Constitution

Kidnap me, says Uganda leader | BBC

SARS-like illness dwindles in B.C. | Globe and Mail

Britain to Ask Security Council to End Libya Sanctions | New York Times

US shifting focus, agents from Kabul to Baghdad

OMG! "Zsa-Zsa Saddam"

Muslim charity leader sentenced to 11 years | Chicago Tribune

Max Factor heir must pay $19m for rape

Tales of U.S.-trained tiger cats terrify Afghan villagers

9/11-Style Attack Predicted in Next Year

Blair and Campbell involved

Yellowstone's gurgles nothing to fear | Bozeman (MT) Chronicle

Virus link to breast cancer

Iraq Group Starts Exhuming War Casualties

Politicians pledge power grid fix

More oil comes to the U.S. from Latin America than from any other region

Bush faces "litmus test" on Chinese textile dilemma

Horseman Rides to Texas to Talk Hunger with *Bush

Ahnuld, Ken Lay, George Bush, Dick Cheney and Gray Davis ..good read

Zim rations cash

Zim's Moyo accuses 'coward Howard' of racism

Baby stabbed, thrown in pit toilet - SA

5.6 Million in U.S. Have Prison Experience

27 missing after mine blast - China

Chalabi Should Be in Prison

The US should wash its hands clean from Israel!

Violence leaves 10 dead in Nigerian oil city

JINSA/PNAC Zionist Extremists are to blame...

3 Israelis suspected of selling weapons in Central America

Skeeter Alert

Rafi Eitan Plotting New 9/11?

DUPE-Suspected Taliban Attack Police Station

America's War on Drugs Leaves Poor Bolivian Farmers Hungry and Desperate

US pushes Bangladesh to export gas

US unveils new secret weapon (transvestite Saddam)

UK Soldiers Save Baby in Bullet Box (Iraq)

Intelligence officer's 'unease' at Straw's Iraq claims

Oregon House sounds off on federal judiciary

Anti-Arnold Adds Ready to Roll

Suspected Taliban Attack Police Station

Emails Show Gilligan's Frustration at No. 10

Report: U.S. likely target of another major terrorist attack

Extinct tiger could be alive - Australia

Planned Bush visit stirs police, protesters (Portland, Oregon)

Schwarzenegger holds dual citizenship

U.S. Soldier Killed by Explosive in Iraq (Aug. 18)

Another U.S. war crime? Iraqi cities 'hot' with depleted uranium

Israelis spot business opportunities in post-Saddam Iraq

New poll shows Obama gaining among Dems in Senate race (Illinois)

Fellow Journalists Accuse U.S. Soldiers of Negligence in Shooting of Camer

Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility For Power Blackout In U.S.

High radiation readings cause concern (old Uranium mines) | Missoulian

'Deal struck' over Cuba Britons (Guantanamo Bay)

Blair's office "substantially" altered Iraq dossier, British probe hears

Phoenix Running On Empty

Researchers find DNA can power computers

(Republic of) Georgia in complete blackout | BBC

US Troops in Liberia Until October 1

FCC chairman warns of more regulation

Ashcroft Mounting Defense of Patriot Act

Back-to-school lesson No. 1: How to recite the Texas Pledge | Houst Chron

White House Won't Back Down on Oil Drilling in Energy Bill

I'm a PhD, ask me anything...

Best metal album of all time?

I just finished editing a script about TCP/IP protocols, ask me anything

The Doctor is OUT of the loop! And where is Zomby Woof???

I got married and didn't tell my parents until a week later! Don't ask!

Leaving to teach English in Japan. Don't ask me if I speak Japanese.

BOWLING FOR COLUMBINE rentable tomorrow (8/19/03)!!!!!!!

"SHE" is on

Way to Support our Troops.....again

I'm a republican moron. Please don't ask me anything.

Palast on Malloy tonight!

Whew.... 2 days in GD. I need a break....

OUR NEWEST 4 DIGIT CLUB MEMBERS!!

Anyone else here love Allison Janney?

I just shaved my head. Ask me about my lacerations!

Why does Microsoft Services & Controller App want to access the net?!

William Butler Yeats

Have you seen the planet Mars?

Stop in, say hello, and tell us WHY YOU DONATED to DU....

CONGRATULATIONS PARANOID PAT!! 2000 POSTS

I CANNOT believe I did this....

CONGRATULATIONS JACK SWIFT!! 2000 POSTS

Or if you prefer something more "Hampster" in humor...

I Just Ate a 3 Musketeers Bar - Ask Me Anything

I just spent $5000.00 on a dinner date

Go Bucs!

Need a good laugh?

I might eat dinner later. Don't ask me anything.

I have about 15 minutes left on the battery, ask me anything.

Is there any way to correct an overdose of thyme

I'm thinking of going to live in the woods....ask me anything

I'm a dogmatic, unimaginative simpleton. Ask me anything...

Should our fund drive target be raised?

I know nothing! Don't ask me a damn thing!!!!

I just had my Metimusical colon cleanser, ask me fast!

California, here I come!

Funny Bush Quotes...........

CONGRATULATIONS BLM!! 15,000 POSTS

I'm so desperate, I'll go to a bar! Ask me ANYTHING!!!

I got my gold star!

101-degrees F in Dallas at 5:05 pm.

I'm in a Kipling mood, ask me anything.

CONGRATULATIONS RBHAM!! 3000 POSTS

Can't knock off yet; what to do?

CONGRATULATIONS RMPALMER!! 5000 POSTS

Help, please, please. I am trying to get representatives from all the

White House Photo Reveals Bush' s* Inner Thoughts

210 DONORS BY 3:15pm!!!!

I'm A Poet And Don't Know It. Ask Me Anything

Any DUers in Santa Monica?

Hey Tarkus

Am I nuts or do other people behave like this?

Any fans of traditional "applehead" siamese cats?

Faulty President Bush Action Figure Faces National Recall

Denver DUers

The Creamy Center of all CAPTIONS!! (Not for the faint of heart.)

The Back-to-School Special of all CAPTIONS!! (Seek high ground immediately

I'm the God of the Moon. Ask Me anything!

I survived Hank Williams Jr.

Would you move cross-country for someone?

Arnold's misguided campaign slogan:

Made my first donation

CONGRATULATIONS HAWKERHURRICANE!! 2000 POSTS

WeLoveArnold.com

A funny email my friends daughter sent me.

Repukes make fun of their own

I had joyless sex last night. Ask me anything!

Help...DVD Ripper for OS X....?

Anyone here subscribe to "Real Simple" magazine? I just bought

Request to Ladyhawke

Top 10 Reasons to Donate To DU

*sigh* 7 new messages in my inbox

Family dinner blowup

Vanity post-count threads?

just reached 1000+ posts and don't like it

Music question mainly for people age 25 and younger.

Teevee technical questions. HELP! I sold 2 teevees to a friend and

I almost donated one time

"Deception Dollar" - Any other good ones?

Poll: Is it time to start calling him "Tabby" Woods?

Wow ... The contribution drive is going fast: ... I predict ...

NYC area cat lovers! Two females want to wind around your legs...

Who is the most brazen commercial "artist"?

GalleryGod & Nightnurse 7 Years of Marital Bliss!

It's my birthday today (August 18th), I'm 20 years young.

I'm in Arizona, ask me anything??

My thread got hijacked, ask me anything.

Monday afternoon sex? Who makes you glad you are playing for your team?

CONGRATULATIONS CO LIBERAL!! 14,000 POSTS

Monday Morning Sex ?: Who makes you think about "switching teams?"

My thread got hi-yak-ed, ask me Nothing.

Whether you're a fan of Enterprise or not, tales of Trek that never were..

Serial Killer news confrence at 2:30 in West By GAWD!

Lookee! I have a gold star!

NOooooo soccer starts in an hour!

How the Power Grid Works

My lawnmower is Evil. Ask me anything.

My friends are hurting

Anyone here into hot sweaty Appliantology?

This is Monday right?

Buy Jesus Now

Thanks - I received my Bumper Sticker today

Isn't it ironic that I am losing my job to India, but....

More "Classic" Simpsons quotes...

When the lights went we were at Dr's: Wife's dsg change 1/2 done

You've all read of the new GW Bush Doll, Well, here is another one

Is drinking warm beer

TIME FOR A CUTE!

I just made a root beer float, ask me anything

Write this SImpsons Episode: Mayor Quimby to be recalled as Mayor

I Just Paid $350 To Have My Brakes Done...Was I Ripped Off?

Confession: I saw "Freaky Friday" and thought it was pretty good.

I Don't Start My New Job Until 9/8, What to Do?

...can't...help...it...must...resist...but...so..hard...to...stop...

We are OFFICIALLY landowners in Canada.

(joke) The so LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove

Barna surveys on evangelical Christians

Any Vampire Lestat fans here?

Come on Folks - We can hit 200 donors by the 8pm tonight!!!

Swedish Army To ONLY Work 9-5

Nate's push button world.

Do You Remember Your Dreams?

Filing for unemployment?

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y Robert Redford!!!!!

got new HVAC -- $5K did I get ripped off

Good (MONDAY) Morning DU!!

Weekly World News: WMDs found: Jurassic Park dinosaurs

Is "Gigli" one of the signs of the impending Appocalypse?

Favorite way to refer to the Junior Senator from Connecticut

Man Shoots Six at His Own Surprise Party

Communes, anyone here lived on one? Reccomend them?

Dumbya Plans Invasion of Moon

I'm going to bed, ask me anything

Is a Progressive gonna "lose it"?

Doritos Used To Coax Bighorn Sheep

The Gigantic New York Skyline Mural (Photograph) In The Smithsonian's

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They can change that 00

I have a really weird cat--ask me anything

My correspondence from a member of the Clinton Family...

Janeen Garafolo (sp?) / Crossfire

Bad Goddess! Bad Bad!!! Go to bed!

its 3 a.m and I wanna go to beeeeddddd....

concert vs. show

I am sick of all the WAGGA WAGGA bashing on DU

I just made a Venetian Blind, ask me anything

Nighty-night!

^%$&#(%$ Clouds!

I'm not answering anybody tonight - Ask me anything!!

Shot in the dark, is anyone in the music industry?

Renewal of Purpose, R and R, gonna go fly a kite, all that...

OK, so I watched the "Nefertiti" thing on Discovery tonight....

Who's your favorite Veitian Sompson?

Dean-style fund raising and I AM DRUNK

Exercise your free speech with some cardboard, a marker, and tape

(((((Breaking News))))) Gray Davis Admits to Brief Affair With

Rhiannon would like to thank all on DU on the occasion of her 3000th post!

I just spent $278.00 on books! Wish it had been a dinner date!

HEY! You've Got A REPUTATION Around Here...

CONGRATULATIONS PROUD PATRIOT!! 18,000 POSTS

the colored state icons, where do people get them?

I'm a plaid snake. Ask me anything!

ohmygod great news about blueberry

Young liberal needs assitance

I'm the Son of God. Ask Me anything!

This post is a duplicate of

I won't be eating a Big Mac again...not anytime soon...not ever...

I love Maddona and Missy Elliott!

Joe Jackson's "Look Sharp!" LP is 25 years old!!

I just spent $600 on a dinner date. Ask me anything.

I'm the reincarnation of Anne Boleyn.....ask me anything.

I spent $98,000 on a car. Bite me if you don't like it.

Other "theories" I will no longer "believe" in:

Lester Holt did a (sorta funny) Freudian slip on M$NBC a bit ago...

I want to help people go to college: ask me anything

Woman Topples Domino Record

I've just registered as a Repub, ask me anything!

Help me choose my new user name!

Shared An IMPORTANT Date With My "FRIENDS", Got FLAMED! Ask Me Anything!!

i'm a cryptozoologist. ask me anything.

Is there ANYTHING that's good that has "Republican" in the title?!!

I Haven't Had Sex In Over A Year...Ask Me Out ..uh..I Mean Anything

A DAY IN THE LOUNGE - MONDAY, AUGUST 18, 2003 - THE BLACK OUT EDITION

Great comeback line...

CONGRATULATIONS SALIN!! 16,000 POSTS

This is the anger and resentment thread

Can you believe it? Newyawker99 has 46,000 posts!

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