Helms Invokes (bashes) Bill Clinton, U.N. in Letter

[bin.dare]

Tuesday February 1, 2005 5:16 PM


By PAUL NOWELL

Associated Press Writer

In a fund-raising a letter for his senatorial library, Helms invokes the specter of the former president leading the United Nations after Kofi Annan retires next year.

``I'm sure you might agree that putting a left-wing, undisciplined and ethically challenged former President of the United States into a position of such power would be a tragic mistake,'' wrote the 83-year-old Republican, who left office in 2003 after five terms.

The Associated Press obtained a copy of the letter Tuesday. It contains a petition asking President Bush to ``rebuke all efforts by Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and every other liberal in Congress to push for Bill Clinton to become Secretary-General of the United Nations.''

The Jesse Helms Center in Wingate, 30 miles southeast of Charlotte, has a lecture series that has attracted speakers such as Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. Its Web site describes it as a ``nonpartisan organization'' that promotes the principles espoused by Helms.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4770922,00.html

[underpants]

1. He's still alive?

how does he breath with his head so far up his ass?

[MuseRider]

4. Gills? n/t

[EST]

6. Comes natural.

That old fart has been sucking up his own shi* for so many years he's used to it.

[d_b]

23. No shit

[central scrutinizer]

29. forgotten, but not gone

kind of like Lady Bird Johnson

[Shakespeare]

2. Jesse, will you JUST. LET. IT. GO.

You fat, bigoted fuck. Seriously. Retire in dignity already. Oops, not possible.

[two gun sid]

45. I was thinkin'.....

Jesse, will you just die. Seriously. Die.

[Mr_Spock]

3. A lump of crap on the sidewalk with an opinion?

Hah!

[Richard Steele]

9. "Lump of crap on the sidewalk"

Stick a flag in him, he's DONE!

[Mizmoon]

24. stop insulting lumps of crap

they have their pride too, y'know. :P

[CO Liberal]

5. "...that promotes the principles espoused by Helms"

That's a laugh. Jesse Helms HAS no principles.

[Hobarticus]

7. Jesse, have some Jello, watch "Murder She Wrote", do some crafts...

Most importantly, just shut up.

[leftofcool]

17. and blow yerself!

eom

[Hobarticus]

33. Now THAT's a retirement-village activity that I want to see!

[dhinojosa]

8. Jesse, where you are going after you die.....

You'll have to deal with so many Clinton's you won't know what to do with yourself.

[RoBear]

16. So the Clinton's are going to Hell?

Bullshit worthy of even KKKarl Rove. Besides, there is no hell. Dead is dead. Period.

[dhinojosa]

27. Check out my response on #26

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=1202743&mesg_id=1203091&page=

[madinmaryland]

19. I'm not sure about that.

I don't think there will be many Clinton's in hell!
:evilgrin:

[dhinojosa]

26. Yeah, that's how I pretty much disprove heaven and hell.

Fun to post, but it has a serious side. I have a name for it too.

If lets say for Jesse Helms (A bad man) to experience hell he would need a nemesis, Clinton. But Clinton (A good man) would be in heaven, so why would Clinton be in hell? Furthermore, for Clinton to enjoy going to hell to make Jesse Helms eternal damnation every bit as awful, then Clinton never deserved to be in heaven for such pettiness and is therefore a bad man. Therefore, thanks to Clinton and Jesse Helms I have proven that heaven and hell doesn't exist.

I call this the "Eternity Paradox".

[DS1]

10. If I had my way, I'd have George Lucas digitally edit every episode

of Matlock to have Clinton's face replacing the original actor's. :D

That would really chap the old fart's ass :D

[fertilizeonarbusto]

11. Jesse, you ass

Clinton can't succeed Kofi Annan. The Secretary General of the UN can't come from a permanent member of the Security Council. Yes, this is the guy who was Chairman of the Foreign Relations Committee- typical Rethug expertise.

[aden_nak]

12. Clinton is the only Pres we've had that the UN could stand dealing with.

So I don't see how that comes as much of a shock. You know, almost any other nation would be extremely pleased that a former President of their country might become the head of the United Nations. As if we didn't already have enough influence at the UN. . . but not here. I honestly think that most Republicans hate Clinton more than bin Laden.

[Dulcinea]

21. They do.

There's no hatred like the hatred they have for the Clintons.

[mattclearing]

13. I've been watching this...I think it's why Clinton is being nice to Bush.

He wants the post, and I think Bush may have the final say in whether or not it happens.

Having Clinton as UN Secretary General with Bush as President would be pretty amazing, though.

[rainy]

15. I'd be very afraid to have Clinton as SG of the UN. Clinton is all for

nafta, globalization IMF, WTO. This is scary. Why does it have to be an American? Are we up next for this position? Look out world if this is so.

[hollowdweller]

47. Yeah but in that position he's be working to RAISE global working standard

s so it might slow the race to the bottom.

[sam sarrha]

14. they still harp about a blow-job,and we take it up the ass from them

every time we turn a around.... they are ripping us off, imposing unfunded regulations, proved a failure, in the schools, stealing our SSI.. starting wars killing and maiming our children.. killing over 100,000 Iraqi civilians.. etc etc

did you know that during the BlowJob Impeachment Wars.. they found a Dead Woman, yes.. a real..DEAD WOMAN... behind the desk of a leading Republican Senator when cleaning up at night.. and it never hit the NEW's.. or Theater, lets face it ..its just Theater. there should be an award for the best straight face during a lie.. catagories are

a Lie involving *__________ with the best straight face, points for smiles, extra points if it makes you laugh.
_________________________________

*The deaths of Soldiers in Combat

*Political activities that remove our constitutional rights

*Bills that degrade the environment and give your kids cancer...

etc etc

[MattNC]

18. this man is an embarrassment to my state n/t

[TahitiNut]

32. He's an embarassment to my species.

:shrug:

[yellowcanine]

20. Just when the smell of that old fart had dissipated.......

He attacks Bill Clinton to raise money for his senatorial library????
Since when do Senators get libraries, anyway? How much space does it take to hold all of the clppings on Helms from the Washington Times?

[Yavin4]

22. Hell Doesn't Want Helms

The Devil has enough competition with Strom and Reagan. Bringing Helms down there as well may just be too much.

[celestia671]

42. That's why I was thinking that old demon was dead!

I had him confused with Thurmond! Big difference, huh?

[oasis]

25. Screw you Jesse, you turkey necked bastard. How many lynchings

took place with your blessings? Your a fine one to talk about ehtic and morals.

[Sparkle]

28. This man is probably living his last days on earth yet he finds the time

to bash President Clinton. I'll bet he's not perfect...and I'm certain some folks will think he's ethically-challenged too.

[librechik]

46. Jesse "KKK" Helms is Satan's prison bitch

how dare he impose his senile delusions on decent folks? And why on earth did they print them?

[Alizaryn]

30. Where does all their hatred come from? Fear?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Here's an audio of Jesse's speech:

http://farts.netcarver.com/sounds/submits/New/11-28-99/Sub_Brad_11-99.wav

[Toby109]

34. ``nonpartisan organization'' that promotes the principles espoused

espoused by Helms. WTF? Non-partisan and Jesse Helms do not belong in the same sentence.

[William Bloode]

35. Who the hell cares....

What racist ass Jesse "Massa" Helms thinks. My very first vote i went with the intention of ousting this bag of wind. I never understood how he stayed in power, he never won election by more than 1-2%.

Jesse, do us all a favor and take a bottle of sleeping pills, and chase it with a fifth of vodka.

[jdj]

36. God, it's real, I used to drive by that stupid Helms Center for

work. I hate to be so close to something with his name on it, it is about 4 miles from my house, and there are tons of Helms around here, all inbred librul hatin' rednecks I'm sure.

Wingate College is about to lose their accredation, they just got put on probation for a year.

[SammyBlue]

37. Helms writes UN to Keep Clinton out

Helms Pleads to Keep Clinton Out of U.N.
By PAUL NOWELL, Associated Press Writer

CHARLOTTE, N.C - They may both be out of office, but Bill Clinton remains the ultimate boogeyman for former Sen. Jesse Helms.

In a fund-raising a letter for his senatorial library, Helms invokes the specter of the former president leading the United Nations after Kofi Annan (news - web sites) retires next year.

"I'm sure you might agree that putting a left-wing, undisciplined and ethically challenged former President of the United States into a position of such power would be a tragic mistake," wrote the 83-year-old Republican, who left office in 2003 after five terms.


You believe the gaul of this archiac southern racist scumbag???

More at this website: Helms being a complete asshat

[Hobarticus]

38. UN writes US asking to have Helms put down...eom

[Inland]

39. Hasn't Helms gone on to his eternal damnation YET?

Satan's waiting for ol Jesse.

[katinmn]

40. Clinton heading the UN - yeah, I can dig it!

Helms should just slide back under his rock.

[indepat]

41. So Helms is back in the news: maybe he will make the fifty most loathsome

list this year.

[Bariztr]

43. He's clearly out of his mind

He stopped the US from paying its UN dues, he opposed the Test Ban Treaty and Kyoto Protocol. Now he is shilling for money and invokes the two biggest RW boogeymen out there Clinton and the UN.
His legacy is not enough to get him a library so again a puke is using the Big Dog to get paid. Non partisan my ass!

[flordehinojos]

44. I thought he was dead! Is he also protesting the Bush/Clinton ad on behalf

of the tsunami relief efforts? is POPPY BUSH behind the helms clinton bashing? the bushes want to destroy the UN because they want to be the NO. 1 running the world.

[Piperay]

48. but I'm sure Helms feels it is just fine to have

a RIGHT-"wing, undisciplined and ethically challenged" President! :mad:

[llmart]

49. Note to Helms.....

could you please croak soon and deplete the surplus population already? You're sucking up precious air that could be used by a human being.

(Wish I could tell you how much I hate this bastard.)

[JerseygirlCT]

50. How could he resist? Two of his favorite

targets in one place...

Can't believe anyone takes that old ass seriously.

[yorgatron]

51. hurry up and DIE asshole

satan awaits you in hell :mad:

[SemperEadem]

52. I thought he was dead