Woman Accused of Giving Sherry Enema

[bin.dare]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-4776086,00.html

Thursday February 3, 2005 5:46 PM

LAKE JACKSON, Texas (AP) - A woman has been indicted on negligent homicide charges for allegedly giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him.

Michael Warner, 58, died last May after the enema caused his blood-alcohol level to rise to .47 percent.

``That's extremely high,'' Detective Lt. Robert Turner said. ``You're either going to be in the hospital or the funeral home with that much alcohol.''

Turner said Michael Warner was an alcoholic who could not swallow liquor because of ulcers and heartburn.
``He was told that he could not drink alcohol or that he would die, according to the people that we interviewed,'' Turner said. ``We are going to prove that she gave him the sherry and that she knew that he wasn't supposed to have any and that it could be detrimental to his health, and that she gave it to him anyway.''
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[maxsolomon]

1. i thought someone NAMED sherry got an enema

this is darwin awards material.

[Rockholm]

2. What an Ass!

[paineinthearse]

3. What a way to go! nt

[lectrobyte]

4. uh, you're not supposed to use the entire bottle

because the intestines absorb it real fast. I think it's almost the equivalent of injecting directly it into your bloodstream.

[bunkerbuster1]

6. Well, there's news you can use.

I shouldn't laugh at this. Really shouldn't.

[quiet.american]

5. How did he come to be in a position for her to give him an enema???

Uh... don't know about you, but... enemas between spouses is not my idea of a romantic evening.... (okay, it is for some folks -- ) but, how did the whole enema idea come up in the first place....

[rkc3]

7. I blame it on SpongeBob.

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