from today's
Private Eye. Desmond owns a national newspaper, and has been a large contributor to Labour party funds -
just after the government approved his takeover of the Express papers.
The trouble began in September 1992 when Martino and Chanes flew to London and met Desmond for tea at the Four Seasons hotel. Over the previous few years they had spent well over $1m advertising dial-a-porn services in his publications, but now they wanted their money back. Desmond, they claimed, had been ripping them off by vastly overstating the magazines' circulation. As Martino put it: "You're fucking us."
According to Chanes, Desmond's response was to call Martino stupid and common - which suggests he didn't realise Martino was a "made man" from the Gambino clan. The usually suave and smooth-talking mafioso quickly reverted to his other personality, that of Richie from the Bronx. "This is not over," he snarled as Desmond walked out, warning him that he'd better not try to bring out any porn mags in the US.
Undaunted, Desmond sent his lieutenant Philip Bailey to New York just two weeks later to look for publishing opportunities. When Martino learned that he was in town, he allegedly told Chanes that "I'm gonna send a car to get him ... I'm gonna give him a message for his boss." Bailey was then kidnapped by several burly thugs in a limo with tinted windows, who pistol-whipped him, slashed his face and applied a Taser-style electric prod to his testicles. "We want our money back," they yelled. "You tell your fucking boss. It's a small pond ... Tell your boss he's a dead man."
Bailey was so badly battered that British Airways refused to let him board his plane, and he had to convalesce for several days at the house of porn magnate Bob Guccione before he could return home. On his arrival in London, he was met at the airport by three bodyguards and taken straight to Desmond's house. According the the Village Voice, which has seen Bailey's affadavit, Dirty Des said: "You don't look so bad, Bailey." A furious Bailey leaped at Desmond and had to be pulled off by the bodyguards. Desmond allegedly added that he had no intention of paying Chanes a penny: "He can whistle for it."
However, Desmond did pay the mobsters £2 million a few days later, Bailey resigned, and Desmond denied ever hearing of Martino when
The Times asked him about the incident, and said that Bailey's story was a fantasy.
What nice friends Tony Blair has, eh?