Laura Bush Aims to Mend Fences in Europe

[bobthedrummer]

She began with a speech in Paris, to UNESCO.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uslatest/story/0,1282,-3205744,00.html

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. Maybe she could start by wearing a decent outfit.

Or, at the very least, divorcing her immoral, criminal husband.

[Jim Sagle]

16. She's a Wal-Mart sales rep, whaddya expect?

:shrug:

[bobthedrummer]

18. Haute Wal-Mart perhaps?

:smoke:

[bobthedrummer]

2. She has Karen Hughes along in Paris.

E gads-it's FUBAR.

[bobthedrummer]

4. Karen Hughes can't save the bacon on this

to save girlie-self herself. Major damage and * can't see it coming as the neo-con puppet works on and on inside his girlie-self esteem.

[oasis]

3. Laura Bush: A bargain basement Jaqueline Bouvier Kennedy

And I mean basement.

[bobthedrummer]

6. I hear ya, oasis.

eom

[Jim Sagle]

17. Shouldn't that read "Bovine"?

[femmecahors]

23. Hysterical!! n/t

...

[Brucey]

5. What in the world do Europeans think of her?

Could there possibly be a more boorish, unsophisticated American? Perhaps she'll read a children's book to them.

[bobthedrummer]

8. Karen Hughes resurfaces with Laura in Europe

too little, too late...

[sushi]

11. I'm imagining her

doing that!

IMO * has no sense of decorum. Europe could teach him a few social graces.

[thebigidea]

7. Laura Bush Aims to Empty Cannister upon Cannister of Prescription Pills

[bobthedrummer]

9. More of your sick vampire stuff hey thebigidea?

n/t

[thebigidea]

12. one time Wonk posted a sample that resulted in a whole damn atrocious song

http://www.terminalproduct.com/stepfordtrauma.mp3

improvised one-take angst! OWWW, my EARS!

[bobthedrummer]

10. Script by Hughes

can't help now.

[TahitiNut]

13. I wonder if they're serving her corn on the cob ...

... and laughing at her while she eats it? Where's the Heinz Ketchup when you really need it? :eyes:

[Submariner]

15. I hope they ask her if she wants "FREEDOM TOAST" with her grits

for breakfast.}(

[E_Zapata]

14. She should start with hanging new curtains,

and move on out to mending fences a bit later.

Lord knows she has enough curtain material for the entirety of europe.

[emad]

19. Mending fences in Europe? Maybe she's just practising for

a forthcoming sabbatical - helping to build that 30foot barbed wire exclusion wall that Ariel Sharon is ring-fencing the Palestinians in.......

[bobthedrummer]

20. kick

:dem:

[LiberalFighter]

21. Not fully conscious of her whereabouts

Could she be on Valium or some other prescription drug?

[goforit]

22. OMG!!!!...........Did anyone see the front page picture of her in the NYT?

It was toooo good for words.
While Chirac was kissing her hand she painfully grimmaced.

She should never be taken to a poker game,her expressions just tell it like it is.

[maxanne]

24. I wasn't aware

that one could mend fences with polyester.