Newsmax: Jeb Bush: 'God Has a Plan' for Me

[sabra]

Me thinks, by the time 2007 comes rolling around, nobody in the US will want to see the name Bush on any ticket...

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http://www.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2005/6/17/84714.shtml

Jeb Bush: 'God Has a Plan' for Me

Florida Gov. Jeb Bush insists he doesn’t know what he will do when his second term in office ends in January 2007, but he says: "I happen to believe that God has a plan for all of us.”

Bush – who is barred from seeking a third term as governor – has repeatedly told anyone who'll listen that he isn't running for president in 2008.

"My plans are really up in the air,” he told a group of 300 high school girls at a gathering in Tallahassee. "I really take my job seriously. It’s like the greatest thing I ever had a chance to do so I want to finish strong.”
Bush’s remarks came amid increasing talk by Washington insiders about a possible McCain-Bush ticket in 2008.

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[Liberal Veteran]

1. Hopefully that plan involves a long retirement.

Living in obscurity.

[Demeter]

26. Make that High Security Obscurity

3 sqares, a cot, and a boyfriend...

[smirkymonkey]

32. LOL! If only!

His idiot brother, however, deserves much more abysmal prison conditions.

[struggle4progress]

73. Waterboarding in Guantanamo after being convicted of treason, say.

[Stockholm]

2. Maybe God does but I don´t think you are gonna like it ... n/t

[splat@14]

47. Could have a family reunion when he gets to the "smokin section"

[Sin]

3. He really means

Diebold has a plan for him

[pimpbot]

9. Hopefully the "Plan" includes a Mack truck, Jeb, and a crosswalk N/M

[Judi Lynn]

25. Pure joy!

Standing on this: while looking like this:

[Lisa]

61. he hasn't fallen off the Segway yet!

Although the family resemblance is pretty evident, isn't it.

[Enraged_Ape]

29. I was praying more for a slow, painful death from syphilis

But the Lord works in mysterious ways.

[SaveAmerica]

40. I was thinking a golf course, club in hand, thunderstorm. All the liars

should avoid golf courses.

[notadmblnd]

4. hopefully gods plan for him

is spit turning duty in hell.

[maddezmom]

5. Newsmax pimping for Bush and Fundies

If there is a God, he's planning a nice place in hell for Jeb and the rest of the * family.

[priller]

6. Yeah, it's called "Eternal Damnation"

SEE YOU IN HELLLLLLLLL!!!

[buff2]

7. LOL......I was going to say the same thing,but you beat me to it...

:hi:

[Mad_Dem_X]

44. LOL!

He can join the rest of his family down there.:evilgrin:

[Warren Stupidity]

8. I have a plan for Jeb

He can join his brother and the rest of the Cabal on trial at the Hague and then he can spend the rest of his life in jail where he belongs.

[madrchsod]

10. mc cain-bush?

washington insiders??? ohhhhh yes,they are the ones that live in the other "internets" world...

[leesa]

11. I think it involves jail soon. Where are the flight records from Rudy

Dekkers flight school used by the alleged hijackers of 9-11?

[LongTomH]

52. They're confetti

in a state capitol shredbasket! Actually, they were probably thrown out long ago!

[mainer]

12. I do hope the GOP nominates him for Pres!

Think of the fun we can have with ol' Jebbyduring the next campaign.

[bluedog]

13. He sure does----keep your nose out of the peoples' business

this was in our local today:....he's still in the bussiness of this case!!

Subscribe to the Times
Schiavo timeline troubles governor

The state attorney will review discrepancies concerning Terri Schiavo's unexplained collapse.

By CHRIS TISCH and JONI JAMES
Published June 17, 2005

LARGO - Refusing to give up on the Terri Schiavo case, Gov. Jeb Bush has asked Pinellas prosecutors to sort out time discrepancies Michael Schiavo has provided regarding the hour he found his wife unconscious 15 years ago.

State Attorney Bernie McCabe has agreed to review the time elements in the case, his chief assistant, Bruce Bartlett, said Thursday.

"We are going to look into the circumstances surrounding the times," said Bartlett, who declined to label the review an investigation. "The governor has expressed concern over that aspect of the case."

Michael Schiavo has said he called 911 immediately after finding his wife collapsed on the floor of their home on Feb. 25, 1990. Though medical records indicate he called 911 about 5:40 a.m. that day, he told the Medical Examiner's Office recently that he found his wife about 4:30 a.m.
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/06/17/Tampabay/Schiavo_timeline_trou.shtml

[gratuitous]

14. Yes Jeb!, God does have a plan for you

Think "hot."

[Ganja Ninja]

15. When Jeb dies they need to bury him face down ...

so he can see where he's going. God's planning a Bush family reunion in an extremely hot corner of hell.

[ebayfool]

85. LOL _ I'm sooooo gonna use that one! n/t

[UTUSN]

16. Haven't Jeb Crow Shrub's Planes Been Hit by Lightening a Coupla Times? n/

[Fovea]

17. God wants you to spend a bit more time with

your addicted daughter.

Get out of politics and into your family, creep!

[liberal N proud]

18. And the brain washing of the sheep continues

Please someone stop these evil freaks.

[Village Idiot]

19. Just remember Jebbie...

Though God's mercy and love are FINITE,

HIS WRATH IS ETERNAL...

[dArKeR]

20. Molesting Asian prostitutes like Neil? Shooting up crack and Xanax like

Noelle? Planning the assassination of a Reagan like daddy? Butchering tens of thousands of innocent people world-wide like aWol? Rigging a states election to have your brother win?
More than likely you and your entire family will be spending eternity in HELL!

[bushisanidiot]

21. All Jeb can hope for is his AWOL brother's untimely death

he'll think he's another Bobby Kennedy.

yes, i think Jeb is THAT much of an egomaniac.

[TahitiNut]

22. That scenario makes more sense than anything else, imho.

I just can't imagine the PTB (powers that be) allowing Chimperor Codpiece to run around as a loose cannon "ex-president." He can be used to serve the fascist cause best by being martyred, probably in early 2008. The GOP wants a new "Lincoln."

[bushisanidiot]

24. Rove is probably plotting against Pres. Nosepicker already

bleh..

[LynneSin]

23. I think as of June 17th 2005 no one wants to see a Bush on the ticket

Seriously!

[emad]

27. But maybe CIA has an even better one....

x

[grytpype]

28. Yeah, God has a plan for the Bush Brothers.

Here it is:

[leetrisck]

30. Please don't make this "organization"

sounds like a news source.

[Arkansas Granny]

31. Sure he does, Jeb.

And wasn't it God who wanted your brother to be President?

[Jacobin]

33. I wonder if it has something to do with a lightning bolt

:evilgrin:

[BreweryYardRat]

66. My money's on a falling palm tree.

:evilgrin::evilgrin:

[wallwriter]

34. Was that God, or Diebold and the Carlyle Group?

[AuntiBush]

35. Local Republican Radio Call-In Show Took Calls on Jeb Days Ago

And, 9 if not 10 our of 10 callers from all over the nation said "NO MORE BUSH EMPIRE" and "NO JEB!"

All of us are aware of just how much "anger" Republican voters are known to express. Well, they're pee-o'ed to say the very least. Shew, quite frankly it was riveting hearing their rebellious calls against not only "Jeb" but the entire "BUSH EMPIRE," that latter used repeatedly.

Bye-Bye Bushies... ;)

[Javaman]

36. 300 high school girls????

I really don't know what my plans will be, but to let you know, in 2007, I'll be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry availible. wink wink....

It's amazing that he can walk without sliding on his slime.

[ibegurpard]

37. Let's hope it involves soap and prison shower rooms.

eom

[Roland99]

38. yeah...his plan is to send Jeb straight to hell for being a hypocrite.

[cliss]

39. My prayer for the day:

"Dear God, please do your best to stop this man, Jeb Bush. I read the PNAC documents, and I saw Jeb's signature on the bottom of them.

Lord, the plans these people have made are not for the benefit of mankind. Jeb Bush and the others have very sinister intentions for us all."


Thank you.

[MellowOne]

41. Of course we know

That Jeb and George only use God to rally the Christian vote. God hates it when they use His name in vain. It's a terrible thing to fall into the wrath of God as these hypocrites.

[PATRICK]

42. Damn right!

But Jeb has his own plans. He has some years to try them on for size.
Then God's Plan B kicks in, regrettably.

[geckosfeet]

43. Hmmm,,, has God discussed these plans with you Jeb? Tell me.

[Catfight]

45. Maybe he could get plastic surgery to look less like a pig? That

would be a start in retirement.

[tallahasseedem]

46. So I guess by saying "God" he means Diebold.

That is the only way another Bush will get elected. Hell the only legitimately elected one was papa Bush.

[TankLV]

48. Oh, god, NO! Not again!

God spare us from your psychopants and followers.

[Zerex71]

49. I have a plan for him too.

It's called, GET THE F BACK TO OBSCURITY!

[pie]

50. Jebediah/Diebold IS the winning ticket

If we have not fixed that disaster by '08,
Jebediah WILL be our new master. He will win by one percent.

[otohara]

51. Reaching Out To The Christian Right Voters - Invoke God

and they eat it up. gobble, gobble, goggle....Sounds like he's planning to run for president when he says stuff like this.

[liberalcanuck]

84. Exactly - kissing up to the Christrian right for 2008. Can you imagine

another Bush in office? :crazy: What am I saying... with Diebold it's entirely possible if we don't do something about it.

(snip)

Leaders of conservative Christian organizations plan to jointly interview Republican contenders for the 2008 presidential nomination, perhaps even endorsing one of them — steps that could expand their already considerable political influence.

On the judicial filibuster compromise, Tony Perkins said those who joined the so-called Gang of 14 risked "political repercussions."

"We'd like to try to stay together," Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, said at a breakfast with reporters Wednesday. The ad hoc group includes "free thinkers" and "strong personalities," he says, but they might unite behind a candidate who "unquestionably" best represented their views and priorities.

Gary Bauer, president of American Values, said in an interview that the sit-down sessions, likely to begin after the 2006 elections, would be "a very effective way to nail down where people are on cultural issues." He said candidates have become "very astute" at answering written questionnaires in ways that avoid making firm commitments.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2005-06-15-christian-right-08_x.htm

[LongTomH]

53. Could some reprint that

"8 Circles of Republican Hell" picture? :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[bvar22]

54. As a Christian, Jeb claims to believe that...

As a Christian, Jeb claims to believe that one day he will stand before his God.


His Creator will ask:

"Did you cheer on and assist in the KILLING of my children?

OR

Did you try to STOP it?"


How will ANY Republican (and some Democrats) answer the question?

[AzDar]

55. ".. Jesus loves me, this I know..'cause the voices tell me so...." lol

n/t

[Stuckinthebush]

56. To burn in hell

with my brother and father.

[anarchy1999]

57. No doubt Jeb, straight to Hell!!

Get thee behind me, you demon!

Put your plans in the air, dear sir! Way up in the air. If any of America still exists as I know it we will finally be rid of the Bush family criminal enterprise soon!!!!

[fshrink]

58. I know!

I was there when the God talked to him. In fact, the God and I talk everyday about political events and economy, which, by the way, is very helpful to me. I remember the God saying that Jeb was schedule to go with all of his family, relatives and belongings in Texas, at his brother's residence, with his brother, his family and all their belongings. Then, the God said (I remember his very words): "And no media, no books, no interview, nothing. Understood?". The God said that they were supposed to wait there for further instructions.

[truthisfreedom]

59. reminds me of those bet-hedgers who use a CYA "Lord willing" at the end of

every sentence about doing something.

i think the people have a plan for you and your brothers, Jeb. and it may or may not be reflected by the outcome of paperless "dee-bold" machines.

[havocmom]

60. How many times has Jeb been in a plane that was hit by lightening?

Jeb, somebody is trying to tell you what the plan is, but you aren't listening.

[Guckert]

62. She would be dead without Jeb's heroic efforts.

Thank God Terri has Jeb still fighting for her?? She would be dead without his heroic efforts. The Religious right will never forget the sacrifices Jeb made for the Party of Life. Oh,..... and for terri.

[Dogmudgeon]

63. "God has a plan for us, Gaius"

That's what Cylon Number Six (Tricia Helfer) says to Dr. Gaius Baltar on Battlestar Galactica. Sometimes several times an episode.

So, is the real Jeb speaking, or is Jeb Bush now a Cylon?

--p!

[Wildewolfe]

64. I would imagine

his dad would like the Title Imperious Leader...

[yurbud]

81. Cylon

good use of Battlestar wisdom.

[Dogmudgeon]

83. Whose use?

I mainly find it funny that Jeb is repeating the Cylons' religious mantra. And perhaps that is the metaphor behind the Cylons in this version of BSG -- that they are religious maniacs. It's more interesting since the Cylons are monotheists with a revelatory god and the Humans are polytheists with manifest, pagan gods.

--p!

[XemaSab]

65. God has a plan for his ass

to share a cell with his brother, mehopes.

[Dukkha]

67. If it's to make an ass of himself

He's WAY ahead of you!

[mitchum]

68. mitchum also has a plan for you, Jebby

[agincourt]

69. I have a feeling,

"god" would have a "plan", for John McCain as well, if Jeb-fuhrer is on the ticket as VP. McCain would be brain dead to run with gauntlitier Jeb as his running. "Islamic terrorists" would off McCain in the first year of his term.

[Jose Diablo]

70. Yep Jeb, He's got a plan for you alright

You are gonna be the example of what happens to thieves, thugs and criminals.

You will become a shining example for all to see.

See you in hell, asshole.

[adigal]

71. Oh, no!!! Babs Bush thought God had a plan

for Chimpy and look what happened!! Maybe God's plan is for him to go into the Peace Corp and work for many years in the Himalayas, out of touch of phones and television cameras. Or maybe he will volunteer at a hospice for those in persistent vegatative states!!

[Voltaire99]

72. This corrupt oaf will be the next president, in all likelihood.

But I wouldn't blame that on "God."

Not when there are higher powers, such as Diebold.

[napi21]

75. Nah, I think you're wrong on this one.

I agree with a lot of other posters on DU who say that by 2007, a large majority of Americans won't want to see the name Bush on any ticket!

I'm not saying he might not try in some future year. Don't know how old he is, but I suspect he's still young enough to plan a run in 2012 or 2016, but I don't think he'll do it in 2008, even as a VP.

[mbperrin]

74. Jeb, I think your plan is in Romania!

and you missed it!

[HR_Pufnstuf]

76. Which God?

Mars, the God of War??

[dkofos]

77. Yeah jb

I do have a plan for you.

Come to Me now

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[susu369]

78. Newsflash, Jeb: God doesn't have "devious plans"

the kind you believe in.

[Jack Rabbit]

79. I believe it.

Hell by Hieronymus Bosch (c. 1515) from Wikipedia

[tsuki]

80. Yep, it's called rehab.

[Initech]

82. RIP - Seperation Of Church and State

1791 - 2005

You will be missed.

There's no way in hell Jeb Bush could ever make it through the primaries. Not with his brother's increasingly slipping poll numbers!