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...our own country?
The air would be clean, because we wouldn't be worried about that MTSB (or whatever it's called) in our gasoline, as everybody would have electric cars.
Not that we'd be driving much, because we'd have the greatest public transportation system in the world (yes! BART finally reaches the South Bay!)... all electric, of course, because we'll have vastly expanded the scope and reach of all those windmills thingos on Altamont Pass.
Lawrence Livermore Labs would be shut down -- but that's okay, because we'll put all those ex-nuclear scientists to work on alternative sources of energy.
Worried about losing the San Joaquin Valley? Don't be; since Silicon Valley is now a ghost town, we'll convert all that wasted office space back into what it was just 30 years ago -- orchards.
Speaking of farming, pot (God bless Humboldt County!) would not only be decriminalized, but regulated, and, as our biggest cash crop, provide revenue to support our myriad social programs. If that's not enough to rebuild our schools, tend to our aged, provide stellar care for our mentally ill, and get the homeless off the streets and back into life, then we can always fall back on a national lotto.
And I have no objections to Nevada-style casinos and legalized prostitution.
Tourism, of course, will boom -- and we're more than ready for it, with four international airports in the Bay Area alone, and more hotel rooms currently standing vacant than you can count.
Yes, we'd still be able to defend ourselves if need be -- we have more than a few (presently defunct) air bases... as well as three protected bays and all the coastal ports (and the ships in them) between Eureka and San Luis Obispo. Heck, we even have a few submarines.
Oh, and don't forget -- we get to keep some of the finest universities and medical centers in the world -- UCSF, Berkeley, Stanford, El Camino Hospital, John Muir...
(Speaking of John Muir, I'd miss Yosemite -- and Lake Tahoe -- but I'd be willing to make the sacrifice for the kind of happiness, health, and equality I'd be proud to leave future generations.)
Oh, yeah -- and gay people would have full marriage rights.
Okay, you can slap me back into reality now.
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