http://starbulletin.com/2005/06/24/news/index4.htmlGet ready for a 151-proof distillation of the distortions, misstatements, race-baiting, and belligerence that characterize today's repuke party...
Sen. Jon Kyl, R-Ariz., called the Akaka Bill "the creation of race-based government for native Hawaiians."
In comments submitted to the Congressional Record and reprinted by the Republican Policy Committee, Kyl warned that Akaka's bill, S-147, could lead to Hawaii leaving the union....
"It is difficult to see how a bill touted in Hawaii as a potential path to 'total independence' is going to help reconcile whatever racial divisions exist there," Kyl wrote. "It goes without saying that Congress does not serve the nation's long-term interest by providing vehicles for its citizens to secede from the Union."Bzzzzzzzzt! Actually, Hawaiian sovereignty groups that favor total independence bitterly oppose the Akaka Bill, precisely because it would bind Hawai'i and Native Hawaiians more closely to the Union. Thanks for playing, Jon, and I hope you enjoy your copy of the home version of our game...
"We are disappointed because we have worked with him and talked with him a lot," Lingle (R-Won't Lay a Glove on a Fellow Repuke)
said. "He simply has a different opinion on this issue. His opinion is wrong, his facts are wrong and now it is up to us to make clear where he is mistaken.""reprinted by the Republican Policy Committee"? Who the heck are they? Does this signal that the repukes are ready to block the, pardon the expression, up-or-down vote they promised on the bill?
You've gotta wonder...
if a) that's a member of an an endangered species on top of his head, or b) if it's on too tight, choking off the oxygen supply to his brain.