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Edited on Tue Aug-09-05 09:13 AM by ArthurRuger
We need to teach our kids not to laugh. So as the world turns according to Dobson ...
I should train them from childhood with the imposition of the following imagined reality:
Kids, the world is a dangerous place. I can’t tell you why God made it that way but He did and the path is hard, cruel, dangerous and strictly unforgiving if you should make a misstep and don't feel guilty and repent. You can’t see it, but all around you in the spiritual world (it’s the world where God, Jesus and Satan dwell) there’s a war going on. In that world, it’s a war just as mean as the war you see on TV, as the video games where you can pretend to shoot and kill people and the movies about war, drugs and sex. It's not funny kids so no laughing.
Sometimes, when we least expect it, that war gets too powerful and that causes God, Jesus and Satan to have to reach across the spirit boundary and try to get more of us human beings on their side.
God and Jesus try to get our help by sending us wise preachers who will tell us all we ever need to know about righteousness and spiritual warfare. Satan, on the other hand, sneaks up on us when we least expect it and tries to make us laugh and trick us into doing things that make bigger bombs that explode for him in the spirit world.
God and Jesus will be easy to help because all you have to do is go to church, listen to what the wiser religious adults tell you, don’t ever disagree with them, don't make jokes and don't laugh at those who do.
But it will be easy for Satan to get your help because he will trick you into doing bad things that hurt God’s feelings, like laughing, and break God’s rules. When you do that, you set off bigger bombs for Satan in the spiritual warfare world.
Now remember that God and Jesus are tougher than Satan in that spirit war but victory really depends on how many righteous bombs or sin bombs get sent into the spirit world by what we do here. I don’t know why Satan can so easily get us to launch sin missiles in the spirit war, but it is easy for him. In fact, if you listen to the wise guys who do the preaching stuff here, they will tell you exactly how.
That’s why everyone at church is so serious. This is scary stuff and we don’t laugh about any of it.
But you ask, If God is tougher, why are things easier for Satan here?
I don’t rightly know. But the wise preachers will tell you that all earthlings have a path to walk that is like walking along a very narrow trail in the jungle where you don’t dare step off, even if there are lilies and other flowers you want to smell. They tell you that you must not look, must not stop and keep marching - and make sure you keep all those on the path with you in the line because it’s also your job to be a trail sheriff.
So just like you might be afraid that there are snakes under your bed at night when the room is dark and you’re worried about something, you need to be afraid - be very afraid - and vigilant your whole life that you don’t fall asleep and let the snakes climb up into bed with you.
If you think a funny thought, you will make a path from under your bed to right under your pillow. So don’t think funny thoughts.
It’s really a tough world kids. I’ve been a warrior for God now for 40 years and I’ve got scars that you all will get. Like me, you should grow up afraid, constantly on the watch for evil and ready to have God’s tattletale angels make note of your every mistake, no matter how tiny.
Like me, you may wind up with all the things that happen to people who grow up being vigilant and afraid. You might have high blood pressure, a short temper and not be willing to tolerate anybody who disagrees with you about the truth of what the wise preachers have taught you all their lives.
And above all, laughing is a sin. It’s evil, kids, and every time you feel a smile is going to get away from you and burst into a chuckle, remember, God is watching you and the angels are taking notes.
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