Honestly, that was getting to be a drag. Not to mention my spear gun. You never know when you might see a manta ray swimming by in economy class.
This is good news!
The WaPo writer found a loophole in the the logic the memo used. We didn't have somebody at the TSA banging away at their keyboard listing out items that they should allow. They made a general statement, and the writer decided that by their definition that would allow other non-reasonable things through.
Do you really want the TSA spending their time looking for pocket knives on 13 year old boy scouts or looking for explosives? I go for the latter, thank you.
The TSA isn't exactly made up of rocket scientists, guys. I'm not saying their dumb, but we're not talking about an elite security force here. When you hamper them with education on how to find knives and other little things you pass up an opportunity to train them on other threats.
I'll give you a few examples:
The TSA doesn't know diddly about parachutes, or guns, it seems. Sky-divers always take their parachutes on planes when they're going to a jump fest (aka: boogie) and wanna know what? They're fairly complex, and you are NOT allowed to dismantle them entirely. It's really a strange situation. The FAA requires a reserve parachute to be repacked by a certified FAA rigger every 120 days. If it is deployed, or unpacked, it must be repacked by a certified FAA rigger before you can bring it on a plane. The TSA could take the whole thing apart for inspection, but they'd have to have an FAA certified rigger put it back together before it would be allowed on a plane.
Perfect payload for a bomb, but they don't know crap about them.
Now, you're thinking that surely the TSA agents would know how to spot a bomb in a backpack, but here's the kicker: There's already a small explosive device in there! Most reasonable jumpers have what's called an Automatic Activation Device (AAD) in their pack which upon decending below a certain altitude (IIRC 700 feet) at a high speed will 'explode' in much the manner that a gun does, and deploy the reserve for you. What's the difference between an AAD and a bomb? Couldn't tell you off the top of my head, and I'd wager most TSA agents can't either. How about we spend some time working on THAT topic during class time instead of Taking Scissors Away from elderly women? Eh?
The other one is guns. I shoot. A lot. I also tote a gun or two with me when I fly. Ammunition comes along too, and while allowed up to 11 pounds I don't think I'm anywhere near that limit. I'd wager that if using 'dummy' rounds without an actual lead projectile you could make some pretty spiffy bombs within that 11 pound limit. Train them on how to properly screen such objects instead of the rest of this drivel.
Get this... last time I flew I went to the check-in counter at my local airport, handed over my ID, and told him I'm flying with firearms. He says "OK." and carries on. He didn't know he had to DO anything. The clerk has to have me open up the case and show him that they are unloaded, but he didn't know that. I then sign a form and so does he to put insidead each case, then they're sent off to the TSA guys, which were thankfully right there, reassuring the guy that I actually did know the legal process. The TSA agents throw my stuff through an X-ray machine and then ask for the keys and combination to open them up. That's a violation of federal law, but I comply because I don't want a hassle. Legally they're required to ask me to open them, not provide a key or combo. I verbally, but in a quiet voice, gave the TSA agent the combo.
Now, there's a reason they aren't supposed to ask for the combo in my mind: If anybody hears that and can relay it to somebody working in baggage handling they can still your stuff. Or, they could drop a bomb in it, because if it got picked up by a scanner as containing explosive residude they'd open it up, see a gun, close it up, and send it on down the line not realizing there was a bomb under the foam padding.
So, there's two scenarios for you that somebody could get a decent sized bomb on a plane and the TSA wouldn't know crap about it because they're not properly educated.
They're damned good at inspecting my keychain, though. Nevermind that my luggage, and probably my clothes, and carry on bag, are SATURATED with explosive residue, at least I don't have a pair of nail clippers on me.
Just a 22 oz glass bottle of soda and some hot coffee. :)