BREAKING: Preznit Bush to address the nation at 12:30 PM EST

[burythehatchet]

regarding Hurricane Katrina. This is breaking news as shown on CNN just minutes ago.

For all you souls who have been suffering from the anxiety caused by the impending hurricane, Dear Leaderwill speak calming words of wisdom. Just hang on until 12:30 PM EST. I just HOPE that Faux news carries this event.

[newsguyatl]

1. i knew he'd whore this the moment he could

[burythehatchet]

2. ain't it the god's honest truth!

what a douchebag

[asjr]

5. And he will promise all kinds of

help except the National Guard which should be in NOLA rather than Iraq. We will hear more cliches and crap.

[NV Whino]

3. He's probably going to say

he's cutting off all federal aid for areas hit. (Unless it's Jebbie's area.)

Or, maybe blame it on Iran so we have to attack.

[Thtwudbeme]

4. Whatever.

Papa George Duvalier Bush is all excited because now his friends can price gauge the ENTIRE COUNTRY on gas. Oh boysie! I bet Lynn Cheney has had to turn off the TV at their vacation home in Montana just to keep her old boy's excitement level down-

[rodeodance]

9. at first it was only about the Irai constitution--then they added Kat.(see

here).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1732808

[XanaDUer]

6. Whew!

I feel better already!

[BronxBriar]

7. Did he get a private message from God?

Maybe he recieved a private revelation from his deity that the destruction would only claim the wicked of New Orleans.

[burythehatchet]

15. UNcle Pat Robertson is squeezing his eyes real tight

and blaming the bawdy strippers of Nawlins.

[rodeodance]

16. no, as i think Fox told them the have a news conference. They announce

d this over an hour ago. Exclusive.

[Massacure]

8. May Skinner ban me for the rest of the day if Bush mentions Global Warming

[xultar]

10. happy happy joy joy

[seemslikeadream]

11. Such a BUDDY

BUDDY BUDDY

DO THE MATH

24 MINUTES

THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A MILITARY ORDER

http://www.bushflash.com/buddy.html

[ewagner]

12. Publicity whore!

that's all this is....

Rove must have told him this is just the right perscription for sinking poll numbers!

[NYC]

13. I'll take the television out of the closet,

but this is likely to give me an ulcer.

I wish the best for everyone in New Orleans and surrounding areas.

[tulsakatz]

14. I wonder what he plans to say?

.........something like 'we have been attacked by the godless, evil hurricane'

Btw, I heard on CNN (about 30 min ago) they are now referring to it, not as a hurricane but a tornado.

[Moderator]

17. Lock

When he actually does, and then there is a link, please post again