Bush gives Rice new moniker

[UpInArms]

http://www.nj.com/newsflash/washington/index.ssf?/cgi-free/getstory_ssf.cgi?a0677_BC_Bush-Rice

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush gave his national security adviser, Condoleezza Rice, a new job description Tuesday: the White House's "unsticker."

The White House recently set up, under Rice, a new National Security Council oversight group over Iraq.

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"The role of the national security adviser is to not only provide good advice to the president, which she does on a regular basis," the president said during a Rose Garden news conference, "... but her job is also to deal inter-agency and to help unstick things that may get stuck. That's the best way to put it. She's an unsticker."

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this nincomtwit is truly braindead

[frank frankly]

1. It is certainly not the BEST way to put it

but for our Crackhead in Chief, it's fabulous!!!

[tabasco]

2. I got another moniker for her.

ASSHOLE!

[coldwatercyn]

3. Bush's Rice

is cooked.

[The Zanti Regent]

12. Why not "Ho"?????????????????????????

Fits her to a T!

[Malva Zebrina]

4. and the subservient Rice will accept that moniker

she will be forever known as the "unsticker" a aterm that would have many laughing in derision. I am sure that Condi spent all of that time and effort in procuring her PhD just so she could one day be a part of the "presidential team"--in her success and in her reputation, she can now be known as the "unsticker" in George's administration. Does anyone else find that funny? And, why do I think that she is delighted as a whore that caters to the very rich, to assume that moniker and that role in order to make her salary? Because Condi , like Powell, is willing to do anything in order to promote the fact that she, and they are , indeed, important members of this team whose input is valuable and influential--but they are not--they know it, and we know it. They are both desperate hanger ons wearing a mask.

[Gin]

29. Dr. Sticky.....I like it.

:)

[brook]

5. but I like...

Sticky Rice!

[dkamin]

6. How about

Chickenhawk Fried Rice?

[dweller]

7. her main job?

unsticking the *moron's foot from his mouth...


i can't take credit for that, read it here on an earlier thread.

dp

[kixot]

8. So she helps keep the administration regular?

I'm just pondering the symbolic implications here.

[Gato Moteado]

9. at least it's better than....

...turd blossom.

[canadacanabis]

10. umm sticky rice

my wife was complaining about that last night, use less water....why is this guy running your country?

[Gato Moteado]

11. he's not running it....

....he only thinks he is. he says and does what his masters tell him to.

[saigon68]

25. His corporate masters

They say JUMP-- he shouts "How High" !!!

[pansypoo53219]

13. actually

i got sticky rice using more water.

and i was thinking sticky rice as well.

[formactv]

15. Sticky Rice

I had a stuck condi once.

[Gin]

28. That's good...sticky rice....someone should use that in the campaign...

how embarassing....whats even worse was the "you have a face for radio comment."

[0007]

32. "you have a face for radio comment."

I never laughed so hard in my life when I heard that one!! Yesterday was the funniest press conference in the history of this country. No way an actor could emulate junior. It was a classic. Watched it again this morning on c-span and was as funny as yesterday.

[peekaloo]

14. She has yet to unstick his head from up his arse.

Motherfucker Boosh makes Clown College seem like an institution of higher learning.

[calimary]

16. She's an un-something.

Un-prepared, un-informed, un-productive, un-believable.

But of course the First Nitwit would think her advice is good. Look who's talking.

[are_we_united_yet]

17. The women has

a genious for the absurd.

[Kinkistyle]

18. Gawd, he's so juvenile!

He's such a bloody moron. His description of her position sounds like something out of a 2nd grade Social Studies report.

[TeeYiYi]

19. She needs to unstick her head from up *'s ass and . . .

come up for air, reclaim what little dignity she has remaining and run like hell. :eyes:

TYY

[RevolutionStartsNow]

20. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Raise your hand if you miss Clinton! Hell I miss Reagan listening to this guy! Even Dan Quayle would be an improvement!

"...to help unstick things that may get stuck. That's the best way to put it. She's an unsticker." WTF?? This is our PRESIDENT? What a joke!

[truthisfreedom]

21. he's giving us a little insight into the painful experience his people

have to face every day. nicknames, joshing, frat-boy ribbing, and general nonsensicalness, and then they get a break when he goes to work out. for a few minutes they struggle to accomplish something, anything, as the country slips inexorably down the toilet, grasping at the slippery bits and trying to cover their asses but never having time to pull their pants up or fully write a script that makes him look like he makes sense.

why has this president had so few press conferences? fewer than any president in television history? because it takes months and months and months of preparation to get bush* ready for prime time. even then, they need an earpiece and extra-large font on the teleprompter, and god forbid they challenge him with a 50-cent word.

how will we remember bush's speeches and press conferences?

"... uhh... ... uhh... ... uhh...... uhh..."

president f*ck-up. president pushover. president unelected. president loser, liar, drunk, pretzel-choking DUY-hiding drunk-daughter-coveruping AWOL bad-businessman land-grabbing emininent-domain-using insider-trading coke-snorting c-average know-nothing embarrassment-to-his-country better-hide-him-from-the-protesters.

president nothing.

[TeeYiYi]

22. Very thoughtful post TIF. Sums it up perfectly. .....n/t

TYY :thumbsup:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

23. I Can Now Picture Her With A Toilet Plunger In Her Hand

Trying to get the inter-agency crap unstuck in this administration requires a full-time White House plumber.

[DoYouEverWonder]

30. Actually the picture that came to my mind

when I heard that statement had more to do with dogs having sex. Don't humans have to unstick them on occasion?

[xxqqqzme]

24. I have some liquid in a bottle

called 'goo gone'. Is that the same as unsticker?

unsticker - unsticker! R we gonna C that in a dictionary anytime soon?

[qwertyMike]

26. Embarrased & uncomfortable

was how she looked.
"What am I doing here?"

No frickin' wonder.

[Gin]

27. What a job descriptiuon...shes an unsticker....hey...I raised kids..

I unstuck things...I could be a national Security Advisor.

[onebigbadwulf]

31. HAHAH

That unsticker will findem suiciders :silly:

[0007]

33. We need a rice cooker that doesn't stick

I perdict this will be a worse move than rummy being in charge.

[ignatius]

34. Nothing sticks on slime, why would he need her?

What a creep he is, making jokes while our soldiers and innocents are dying on a daily basis.

We have a manager at the office who does the same thing, makes a joke or a stupid ass remark at even the most serious things. I believe it is a way of covering the fact that you don't know what the hell you are doing.

[Octafish]

35. Stick it up your ear, Bush!

Remember this, Bush: You are an unelected moron.

[xultar]

36. The 'unsticker' picker upper

If you think about it it may be correct..
Especially if she is cleaning up the shrub administrations bullshit

[goforit]

37. What the hell did Barbara Bush do as a mother???

Nothing!!!

Her son is the worst educated man on this planet!!!

He needs to go back to Elementary school and start over!!!

[DoYouEverWonder]

38. Condi doesn't look too happy

about her new job title.




and she looks even more po'ed getting stuck on the same couch with Rummie.