NY Post: Yacht Club Bars Randy (GOP) Mayor For 'Aft Grab'

[brooklynite]

March 13, 2006 -- The mayor of a wealthy Long Island community, who describes himself as a conservative "to the right of Barry Goldwater," can no longer drop anchor in a Gold Coast yacht club, where a barmaid claims he bumped up against her stern.

Asharoken Mayor Bill Kelly, 65, was declared persona non grata at the Northport Yacht Club after he cruised up to Laura Lombardi, 21, a college senior working as a waitress on July 25, 2004, court papers say. Lombardi, the papers say, "felt a hand rubbing her buttocks."

"Did you just put your hand on my ass?" she asked.

"I guess I did," Kelly allegedly replied. "What are you going to do about it - sue me for sexual harassment?"

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/60958.htm

[MadMaddie]

1. We always knew the Repugs were pervs....they don't respect

women and they never will!!

[tridim]

2. "Aft grab".. Serious subject, but LOL at the term

:)

[rkc3]

3. Must have been a "stern" grip.

You now for pillars of moral decency, they sure don't follow their own advice.

[tridim]

4. Maybe afterwards he "swabbed his deck"

and blamed his busy fingers on an "act of cod"?

[chaplainM]

5. Now, he knows.

I always enjoy it when people who ask, "What are you going to do about it?" get a prompt and straightforward reply.

[Bigmack]

6. Wanna bet .....

the girl is gone & "Grabass Bill" is back within 3 months. It won't make the papers, either.

[Barrett808]

7. Isn't groping a crime? n/t

[Renew Deal]

8. Lets just say that Asharoken is not a big time mayoral post.

It's a little village in Suffolk.

[ladjf]

9. As much as I disapprove of Republicans, I'm hard pressed to

believe that Republican males are more likely to do "grab ass" than Democrats. But, it's a funny story.

[Divernan]

10. Three other women came forward in fed. ct. w/ similar allegations

"One of them Linda O'Donohoe, said Kelly grabbed her breasts in a Northport restaurant in 1997. "She clocked him, knocked him over a table," a source said.

[PassingFair]

11. The guy should go to court.

I don't think a woman would "clock" a guy is he just "brushed" against her.
This guy sounds like a molester.

[NYC]

13. He didn't brush against her.

"One of them Linda O'Donohoe, said Kelly grabbed her breasts in a Northport restaurant in 1997. "She clocked him, knocked him over a table," a source said.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

14. My kind of woman!!!

God bless her. I want to have her babies or something.

[Historic NY]

12. Another Repuke pressing the flesh........n/t

[derby378]

15. PWN3D!!1!!

"I guess I did," Kelly allegedly replied. "What are you going to do about it - sue me for sexual harassment?"

:rofl: :applause:

:woohoo: