Laura Bush shares her fitness routine on TV

[lovuian]

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First, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice lifted weights on television. Now it's the first lady's turn to show off her workout.


Laura Bush, who has traveled the country speaking about women's heart health and childhood obesity, appears on Washington's NBC4 TV today and Thursday to illustrate her healthy ways.

It starts with walking (about 45 minutes a day, early in the morning), usually around the oval on the South Lawn of the White House. Sometimes she takes a friend and a security detail and walks off the White House grounds, on the National Mall, says WRC-TV morning anchor Barbara Harrison, who had also interviewed Rice
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She told Harrison her fitness routine began after she married George W. Bush, whom she calls "a natural athlete."

"I was shamed into starting to exercise," she said
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George the guy who falls and rides his bike into bobbies... "is a natural athlete"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bozita]

1. Maybe those videos could be shared with the women in Darfur?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. It's easy to exercise when you don't have a job.

[Skittles]

9. and have no need for one

yes

[Bucky]

3. "Then George and I smear feces on each other and form a pyramid..."

"...it's an old exercise he learned from his fraternity hazing days."

[saigon68]

47. HERE IT IS I'M THE ONE WITH THE LEASH

[Mythsaje]

4. He's a natural athlete with no sense of balance?

And that applies in SO many ways.

[Beausoir]

5. Xanax and cold vodka. n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

6. A half carton of chesterfields, some lithium, then breakfast. n/t

[lovuian]

7. if that woman is a size 8 I'll eat a chocolate hat

:rofl: Cmon Laura a size 8...

me thinks we don't know our numbers???

[Skittles]

8. I would guess she is more a 12

yes

[lovuian]

11. and after the holidays a 14

I think she's in competition with Condi!!!

[Skittles]

12. nothing wrong with being size 12, 14

something wrong with trying to tell the whole country you're not though - we gals know

[Bozita]

10. "fuzzy math"

[Webster Green]

15. Size 8??

"Do these curtains make my ass look big"?

Well, yeah, actually they do!

[SoCalDem]

18. Maybe she meant an 8 foot SOFA.. she's wearing slipcovers

most of the time:)

[tanyev]

26. I have heard that the more expensive designers size a little more, uh,

generously. About 2 sizes, in fact. So if one can afford to wear those clothes all the time, one also gets a complimentary ego massage.

[bleedingheart]

41. and that is what the ladies pay for....

when your paying $$$$ for a dress you want them to lie to you...

;-)

[Ilsa]

27. She is short enough that a size 8 might be her best size, but

I bet alot of her stuff is more like 10s.

[progressivebydesign]

40. She's an 8??? No way. Sounds like that vanity sizing for the rich

but usually, I'd say she's pusing size 14. She's a broad hipped woman naturally, it appears. Size 8??? Is that the vanity sizing I've been hearing so much about lately? Normally, I'd never comment on a woman's size, but when they obviously lie about it..

[karynnj]

56. Some expensive clothes are sized differently

[wake.up.america]

13. More Lies!!!! The grace of a bull elephant in a china shop.

[madrchsod]

14. jesus christ this shit is really hard to take at 2:41

in the morning...just got home after working ten hours and figured out i lifted about 6 thousand lbs of magazines.george is a natural athlete? oh ya he was a fuck`n cheer leader wasn`t he--about 40 years ago and as for pickles she`s pissed cause her man paws every woman he meets...

[rooboy]

16. Chainsmoking liar. n/t

[Ilsa]

28. Yeah, I wasbwondering if she smoked on that walk. nt

[truthisfreedom]

17. ouch! i can't bring myself to watch. i don't want to know!

natural athlete who put a cop into the hospital for 12 WEEKS by running him over on a bike. who choked on a pretzel and bruised his face... who hit his head exiting flight craft... who fell down a hill on a bike... who blew out his knee running from nothing... who is a natural-born fattie just like his mom.

[robbob]

57. You forgot one:

Manages to crash his Segway...

[susu369]

19. I'd really like to know how much money has been spent

on creating a Pickles for the public. She's had some major work done over the last five years.

[susu369]

20. I'd really like to know how much money has been spent

on creating a Pickles for the public. She's had some major work done over the last five years.

[0007]

21. Late breaking news? junior's a natural athlete? Barney licks his balls?

[underpants]

29. Why IN THE WORLD do I need to know this?

I saw a few minutes of this. Complete waste of time.

[DoYouEverWonder]

22. Here's Laura's fitness routine

Get up at 6:00 AM - Pop a few Xanax and go back to bed

Get up at 9:00 AM - Pop a few more Xanax and put on 50 pounds of Mary Kay make up

11:00 AM - Crack open another pack of cigs

12:00 AM - Have a light lunch with a bottle of wine and few more Xanax to help maintain a constant grin

3:00 PM - Crack open another pack of cigs

5:00 PM - Prepare a batch of martinis for when W gets home. Take a few more Xanax

9:00 PM - One more drink before bed and an Ambien

Get up at 6:00 AM and start all over again...

[RebelOne]

25. Hey, you are describing my fitness routine,

minus the Xanax and Ambien.

[Jack from Charlotte]

37. Is it a fact that she smokes? She has those "pucker" type wrinkles...

around her mouth like smokers get but have never read or seen a ling about her being a smoker. Makes sense however, because I saw a picture of Jena or not-Jena smoking.

[pitohui]

45. yes she smokes

far as i know, i never heard her try to even claim that she quit

[CBHagman]

50. Jeez, talk about asking for disease!

Smoking is one of the first things we're all warned about, health-wise, especially where matters of the heart are concerned.

[Drifter]

23. Good Grief ....

that was like a bad infomercial. It thought she was a chain smoker.

Cheers
Drifter

[rodeodance]

24. if she can get the message out to exercise, then so be it.

[SammyWinstonJack]

34. Those 'Muricans who work two and three jobs, ya know, uniquely

'Murican,:eyes: don't have time to exercise. But then Privileged Pickles probably doesn't worry her beautiful minds over such problems of the working class. I'm really sick and tired of Pickles and Pinhead's fake concern of the American people, who bust their butts everyday just to keep from drowning in all the crap from the Greedy repukes and the BFEE.

[noonwitch]

38. Exactly-the first lady usually advocates causes of some sort or another

I don't hate Laura. Female heart attacks are becoming a serious problem and if by talking about it on the Today show, Laura can help one woman avoid having one, or recognize her symptoms early, than she's done a good thing.

Really, if W and Laura were my neighbors and he was a businessman or something, I probably wouldn't hate either one of them. Considering my neighbors look and act like the Osbournes, the Bushes would be an improvement. After all, no one is looking for either of the twins for attempted murder (possession of a dealer quantity of X is attempted muder under Michgian law)like the Warren police are for my neighbor's kid. From what I understand, W and Laura don't knock each other around and don't need 3 squad cars to come and split up a bad domestic argument.

[Ilsa]

30. Paging Kathy Malloy... this is begging for a routine. nt

[BiggJawn]

31. Exercise as a sex substitute.

"She told Harrison her fitness routine began after she married George W. Bush..."

Had to do SOMETHING after the coke and booze took their toll on the Bush Bone...

[DS1]

32. She left out the nightly 'keep George away from the liquor cabinet with

a chair' routine

[skypilot]

33. Doesn't she have some gangbangers to rehabilitate??

*

[stanwyck]

35. time for a status report

on that major responsibility. That was truly a surreal moment. When her husband said he "could think of no one more qualified" to stop gang violence.
Well, I sure HE couldn't think of anyone more qualified. He can barely think.
And since that appointment? Crickets. Just like Cheney, pre 9-11, being appointed to lead the investigation into terrorism against the U.S.
His committee met.....never.
How can any rational person support this administration?

[mtnester]

36. I am thinking she does eybrow lifts also

Up down up down

You know, to get that oh so fashionable Joker look.

[progressivebydesign]

39. "shamed into starting to exercise" That jumps out at me..

How many stories and comments have we heard straight from Bush's wife and daughters that include some sort of ridicule toward Laura? The daughters talked during the campaign about how the three of them gang up on Laura and make fun of her because she's so square. Then there are reports from a former housekeeper that George is abusive toward Laura. He also grabs onto her neck like she's a prized cattle, not a loving spouse who deserves respect. If Laura ever wakes up from her victim stupor, she might actually be an interesting woman. And if she didn't look so stoned all the time, she might actually be pretty.

As far as fitness or beauty tips from either of those ladies.... no thanks.

[tanyev]

55. Good observation. I hadn't put all those things together before.

[rucky]

42. Just don't do a Driver's Ed video. n/t

[AlCzervik]

43. vodka, cigarettes, trashy novels and resentment.

[pitohui]

44. what fitness? she don't look fit to me

her workout is lifting a xanax, a cigarette, and a glass, who the heck is she kidding?

[Aviation Pro]

46. "George W. Bush, whom she calls "a natural athlete.""

Chimp is not a natural athlete and never competed anywhere in his mediocre life. He is a gym rat who can do dumbo, rote, mindless repetitive routines and nothing more.

Pickles, please, your "man" is a wimp.

[katty]

48. Marie Antoinette and her hand-maiden CON-di, we've nothing

better to do with our time!

[Canuckistanian]

49. Bend that elbow, ladies!

And a one, two, three... feel the burn!

[kskiska]

51. I wonder what she wears to exercise

I've never, ever seen her in a pair of shorts. Even when it's 100 degrees at the pig ranch, she's in long pants.

[Jack from Charlotte]

53. Likely Piano Legs. But those pants suits all appear to be made from the ..

same material as the lining of the trunk in my wife's car.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

52. Natural Ass-elite is more like it. n/m

[Megahurtz]

54. Right. Her act is one that I'm sure to follow.

:eyes:

[sutz12]

58. I think they have me confused.....

with somebody that gives a shit.

[SiouxJ]

59. the "rancher" who can't ride a horse

is a natural athlete, lol! Good one!