Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq

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Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/01/bush_twins_volunteer/

Bush twins to join Air Force tech unit in Iraq
By Thomas C Greene in Dover, Delaware
Published Friday 1st April 2005 06:26 GMT

1 April exclusive First daughters Jenna and Barbara Bush will be assigned to a high-tech unit in Iraq, the Air Force Human Resources Command has confirmed. Having finished basic training at the Officer Training School (OTS) at Maxwell Air Force Base in Alabama, they are scheduled to receive advanced training in telecommunications at the School of Information Technology before deployment overseas with the USAF Information Operations Squadron. For security reasons, the exact dates have been withheld.

The girls' surprise enlistment was kept secret until they successfully completed their basic training. During an invitation-only press conference while on leave between OTS and their school assignment - conducted, symbolically, at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware where America's war dead are brought - the twins described their motives and rationale.

"We'd always planned to do this," Jenna explained. "But first, we had to graduate from college, and then we had to help our father win the 2004 election, to ensure that America would continue to have the kind of strong, inspiring leadership it needs in these troubled times."

"Right," Barbara added emphatically. "But now that the election is past, it's time for us to serve this wonderful nation of ours in a new way - in a way that reassures the American public that standing up to terrorists and rogue states, even at the expense of personal risk, is always the right thing to do."

Under questioning from reporters, Jenna acknowledged that "yes, it's important for our father's credibility as Commander-in-Chief as well. People still insist on saying that he side-stepped the Vietnam war, which of course he didn't - and it's very hurtful to hear that - but because he's the President, my sister and I sort of have to go beyond what would be expected of ordinary people."

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Don't you wish? Happy April Fool's day! If the mods have a ounce of humor, this post will be left here for the day.

[AndyA]

1. I knew it had to be April Fool's...

The Bush Twins would never do such a thing, nor would Bushie allow them to. I'm pretty sure our troops over there would not want them either, they need to be able to depend on the other members of their unit. I think the Bush Twins are about as smart as their father, so they would not be an asset in the war on terra.

[Moderator]

2. Sorry

Keep the joles to other forums, Not LBN.
Thanks