Breaking on CNN: SCOTUS being evacuated - reports of smoke

[CornField]

In the "News Alert" at top of page: http://www.cnn.com/

Edited to add: SCOTUS is not in session today.

[underpants]

1. Did Clarence light up a pube again?

[0007]

4. Long Dong Silver and smoke, eh? Perhaps Condi had a role?

Looks like lust to me!

[Judi Lynn]

7. Geez, Alberto's in the photo, too. What ARE the chances you could get

3 absolute @$$###$ in a crowd scene without going to a Freep rally?

[saigon68]

26. Long Dong Silver

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Long Dong Silver (Birthname: Daniel Arthur Mead - see external link) is the alias of a black actor in several pornographic films in the early 1980s, famed for the size of his penis (reputedly 18 inches = 45.72 centimeters), although it is generally accepted to have been extended with a prosthetic sheath. The name is a takeoff on the fictional pirate Long John Silver, in Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island.

He achieved brief notoriety when mentioned during Clarence Thomas's confirmation hearings for the United States Supreme Court.

[Algorem]

9. overheated his VCR

[KansDem]

18. What did Thomas say when someone spilled a soft drink in his lap?

"Hey! Who put the Coke in my pubic hair?!?!"

[UDenver20]

28. Oh... My.... God....

That was awful....

LOL....

[htuttle]

2. Whoops. Scalia must have gotten too close to a copy of the Constitution

Every time he gets within 10 feet of one, it just bursts into flame...quite inexplicable.

[Jazz2006]

10. Hee hee. GOOD one! n/t

[meow2u3]

14. ROTFLMAO!!!

:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:

:kick: :kick: :kick:

[hlthe2b]

3. Please, oh please get Ginsberg, Stevens, Souter, Kennedy, Breyer

out FIRST!...

Ok, that was kneejerk. I, (of course) don't want anyone to be hurt.


Of course if Alito, Scalia, Thomas, and Roberts experience a momentary and AUTHENTIC "come to Jesus" moment and have a conscience conversion just prior to safely evacuating, I couldn't argue.....

[Catrina]

5. Is Ann Coulter around?

[Kierkegaard]

37. That's what I was thinking...

[SpiralHawk]

6. Fuego fungoo to you !

[anitar1]

45. That ugly,ugly POS. n/t

[Ragin_mad]

8. Perhaps if Scalia wasn't banging Rove so fast

That condom wouldn't be smoking.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

12. Now THAT is a memorable first post!

:rofl:

Welcome, Ragin_mad . . .

[Vinnie From Indy]

13. I'll second that!

LOL!

[Lochloosa]

15. Welcome to DU Ragin_mad....

I think you will fit right in....:rofl:

[underpants]

16. fAP fAP fAP fAP

That's the sound of Scalia's lower fat triangle smacking against Rove back fat.

Welcome to DU :hi:

[Divernan]

24. What an obscene image that conjures!

nt

[Roland99]

17. GREATEST. FIRST. POST. EVER!

[GliderGuider]

19. That's quite the entrance! Welcome aboard.

With an attitude like that you're sure to make friends around here in no time!

:yourock:

[GodlessBiker]

20. Or if he banged him faster, there would be fire but no smoke.

[Zorra]

21. LOL. Welcome to DU!

:toast:

[fshrink]

27. Lol. And now Uranus has another blue ring.

[Mad_Dem_X]

29. LMAO!

Welcome to DU!

[Megahurtz]

31. Ha ha!

Good one!:7

[BIgJohn83]

34. Great Jab...welcome to DU...n/t

[Ilsa]

36. You're gonna fit in just great around here, Ragin!

:toast: :rofl: :applause: :rofl: :bounce: :rofl: :thumbsup: :rofl: :yourock: :rofl: :evilgrin:

[Tight_rope]

38. LMBAO....Welcome to DU Ragin

[Weembo]

39. It's deep and I don't think it's playable.

Welcome

[HughBeaumont]

40. Pigshit would make the ugliest bottom in history.

I can see that fat farter make squealing and whooping noises. Ewww. I just made myself sick.

That was a great first post, BTW.

[Roland99]

44. And don't you just love the nickname * gave to Rove?

Turd Blossom.

[UrbScotty]

41. EXCELLENT intro post! Welcome! (nt)

[Child_Of_Isis]

11. I couldn't find it. eom

[bahrbearian]

22. Was it White smoke or Dark Smoke,, it could mean we have a

new Chief Justice.

[lavenderdiva]

25. that's good!

:rofl:

(oh, that it could be true!)

[mitchum]

43. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THAT is hilarious
well done :)

[HuffleClaw]

23. bush in trouble... ...TERRA scare

how predictable. *yawn*

[SoCalDem]

30. Liars Liars, pants on fire...move along, nothing new here

:)

[stepnw1f]

32. Probably Another Right Wing Terra Plot

We all know how much right wing extremists have threatened the Supreme Court. Also Oklahoma bombing, Anthrax, etc...

[Carni]

33. Is Scalia trying to *think* again?

Geez spare me this crap--if they aren't even there why all the drama?

[onenote]

35. does anyone have a link to a story about this?

I can't find anything anywhere...

[mitchum]

42. "Uh oh, Mistuh Tony...I done burn your toast again!"

"Don't let it happen again, Clarence. Now, kneel on these dried peas as penance. Thassa good boy!"

[Massacure]

46. Who invited the devil?

Since they haven't gone to hell yet, I guess they invited hell up to them? :shrug: