Okla. man advertises for virgin bride

[LiviaOlivia]

Okla. man advertises for virgin bride
07:06 AM CDT on Thursday, April 20, 2006

Associated Press

BRAY, Okla. - A man has caused an uproar in this southwestern Oklahoma town by advertising in an unusual manner that he'd like to pay for a virgin to be his bride.

A sign that 45-year-old Michael Thelemann posted in his yard Sunday said that he'll pay $1,000 for a virgin bride between the ages of 12 and 24. "I feel like I'm living down the street from a pedophile," said neighbor Christy Sternadel. "We want him out of this neighborhood. Who asks for a 12-year-old virgin bride?"

As of Wednesday, no one had taken up Thelemann on his offer, but he had heard several negative comments from neighbors, which he said he didn't understand. He said his grandmother married "a much older man" at age 14. "I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem?...."


~snip~(someone stole his sign)

....He put up another sign Wednesday that didn't include the minor ages. The new sign also noted he's not interested in a "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist wife."


http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/fea/breakroom/offbeat/stories/042106dntexoffbeat4.52f62de7.html

[sui generis]

1. male or female?

oh, Oklahoma. Nevermind. :blush:

:rofl:

[RufusEarl]

2. From 12 to 24 years old, someone should explain to this moron,

that twelve is a little to young even in Oklahoma

[Book Lover]

3. Yes, his grandmother probably did just that thing

about 80 years ago. Fucking pederast.

[Jazz2006]

4. Yikes.

"I'm just somebody who is getting up there in years, and I'm looking for a born-again, God-fearing virgin between the ages of 12 and 24 who can bear me children," said Thelemann, who was divorced in 1989. "What's the problem? I just think I have some wicked neighbors."

Un. Be. Lievable.

:puke:

[quiet.american]

5. ....uh....

:yoiks: :scared:

[Boomer]

6. pig-worshipping?

Is this a code word for something? Do these three adjectives often go together? How many white spremacists (sic) are heathens? AND worship pigs?

Obviously I'm missing something. Probably because I'm no longer 12....

[Canuckistanian]

21. I'm scratching my head about that too

Maybe he's Jewish and keeps kosher? Might explain the no-white-supremacist rule.

[henslee]

7. Here's a photo of the guy....

[wicket]

11. It's Freakshow!

:D

[TheCowsCameHome]

14. Looks like a fine, upstanding country-boy conservative to me.....

[Zenlitened]

8. Gimme some o' that ole time religion!

:puke:

[genieroze]

9. sick pedophile, no wonder he was divorced in 89.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Calls his ex-wife Sis, now that it's over.

[prole_for_peace]

10. "getting up there in years" he is only 45

i had to re-read to find his age when i read that. Sounds more like 75.

[VaYallaDawg]

12. Byeline of the story is Bray, OK. Isn't that what mules do?

Maybe he's looking for a virgin mule?

Just askin' ...

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Geez, Michael, did your approach your sister with this offer?

$1000 can go a long way toward getting some fine dental work done....................

[skypilot]

15. No "pig-worshipping, heathen, white-supremacist" need apply.

Dude, you're narrowing what I'm sure are already limited options for you.

[Canuckistanian]

22. He doesn't know what he's missing

I hear them pig-worshipin' women are wild in the sack.

[Ilsa]

17. I was criticized earlier for starting a thread asking if men wanted

to marry virgins. I guess we all know where this Okie stands.

[CTyankee]

18. Hey, wasn't Princess Diana "certified" by her father as a virgin?

That worked just dandy to get her married into the royal family in Great Britain.

Let's not get too snotty about Oklahoma.

[Toucano]

20. It's not the virginity that's causing the uproar.

It's 1.) advertising it on your front lawn and 2.) including 12 year olds.

[Toucano]

19. If anyone needed a marketing consultant, it's this guy.

In absence of a labotomy, that is.

[DoveTurnedHawk]

23. Calling EarlG!

This guy has GOT to make the Top 10 Idiots list!

:puke:

DTH

[ShockediSay]

24. But it ain't me, babe,

No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.

http://search.bobdylan.com/lyricsearch/searchResults.jsp?doSearch=true&q=BABE&range=50

[Megahurtz]

25. Yeah Right! Like some young virgin girl

is really going to go for some sick, washed out, used, grey or balding, wrinkly older dude.:eyes:

And he's a perv!:freak: Ewe!:puke:

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