Patriotic Front For The Liberation Of Iraq Announced

[DuctapeFatwa]

The formation of a new Iraqi Resistance front has been announced in Baghdad under the name the Patriotic Front for the Liberation of Iraq.

The new Front stated in a communiqué issued in Baghdad and quoted by Akhbar al-Khalij that “the Mujahid detachments in Baghdad, Samarra’, Tikrit, Bayji, ad-Dulu‘iyah, yathrib, al-Ishaqi, Ba‘qubah, ar-Riyad, Kirkuk, al-Basrah, al-‘Amarah, Ninwa, and Babil have come together in one organization now on the march towards one goal – the liberation of Iraq from Anglo-American colonialism.

In its communiqué, the Front warned against traitors to the homeland, those who cooperate with the occupation, stressing that the reckoning with those will be severe and harsh because they have betrayed and deserted the homeland, delivering it up to foreigners on contemptible pretexts.

http://www.jihadunspun.com/intheatre_internal.php?article=97432&list=/home.php&

[flamingpie2500]

1. Somehow they didn't get the message that they are already liberated.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Yeah, must have been all the tanks and other armor clanking

around their streets or something, huh?

Wonder how those got there?

[leftchick]

9. or the curfews...

and the check points, razor wire around whole cities...sheesh ain't freedom grand? :eyes:

[Endangered Specie]

3. God, these guys deserve a Ph.D in propoganda names

[markses]

4. Them and Toby Keith

;-)

(So perfect togeeeeether...)

[Barrett808]

8. We're the People's Front of Judea!

BRIAN:
Are you the Judean People's Front?
REG:
Fuck off!
BRIAN:
What?
REG:
Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
FRANCIS:
Wankers.
BRIAN:
Can I... join your group?
REG:
No. Piss off.
BRIAN:
I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
PEOPLE'S FRONT OF JUDEA:
Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG:
Schtum.
JUDITH:
Are you sure?
BRIAN:
Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
REG:
Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
BRIAN:
I do!
REG:
Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN:
A lot!
REG:
Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah...
JUDITH:
Splitters.
P.F.J.:
Splitters...
FRANCIS:
And the Judean Popular People's Front.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
LORETTA:
And the People's Front of Judea.
P.F.J.:
Yeah. Splitters. Splitters...
REG:
What?
LORETTA:
The People's Front of Judea. Splitters.
REG:
We're the People's Front of Judea!
LORETTA:
Oh. I thought we were the Popular Front.
REG:
People's Front! C-huh.
FRANCIS:
Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?
REG:
He's over there.
P.F.J.:
Splitter!

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/brian-07.htm

[SidDithers]

12. Hehe, first thing that wen through my mind too :) nt.

Sid

[Aidoneus]

5. saw that in Nasr's latest report

I don't think they read the memo..

[kainah]

6. Hell of a way to celebrate an anniversary, smirk! n/t

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

7. What, was New Mujahideen On The Block taken?

[Spentastic]

10. PFFTLOI

Is that the sequel to ROTK?

[Nihil]

11. More like the sound of a person spitting a cherry pip ...

It should really be "... Liberation Of Iraq - Conspiracy Loonies And New Kooks"
or PFFTLOI-CLANK for short ...