Loudoun Co. Official: TSA Pat Downs Are Part Of "Homosexual Agenda"

[mahatmakanejeeves]

Source: DCist.com

Loudoun County Board of Supervisors representative Eugene Delgaudio is angry about the TSA pat downs that were all the rage in the media during the busy Thanksgiving travel season. But it's not because he finds the pat-downs unconstitutional, or generally objects to America going too far in its dogged attempts to prevent terrorism. Nah, Delgaudio doesn't like the new TSA security procedures because he claims they are part of a wide-scale "homosexual agenda." Let's get crazy, shall we:

A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a "Homosexual Agenda." And he criticizes TSA's non-discrimination hiring policy.

"It's the federal employee's version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights... That means the next TSA official that gives you an 'enhanced pat down' could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission," Delgaudio wrote.

Read more: http://dcist.com/2010/11/loudoun_county_official_tsa_pat_dow.php

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I wasn't sure this belonged in "Late Breaking News," but there's no forum at DU called "Ongoing Lunacy." I put it here by default.

Thanks to DCist and to WUSA, linked in the article. Delgaudio and his family are no strangers to DU. Google is your friend.

[Mz Pip]

1. So TSA only hires

gay people to do the pat downs?

Yes, we do need a forum especially for Ongoing Lunacy.

[RC]

2. That could easily become the only forum on DU

[happygoluckytoyou]

18. AGENDA...breakfast 10am...window treatments 11am...patdowns 12-5pm...6pm back to condo

[cartach]

24. Whole range of employee types -

Pedophiles ,normal heterosexuals,oversexed heterosexuals,voyeurs and which include your peeping tom types who sneek peaks at the lineup over newspapers and books ,gays of both genders ,actual virgins ,and so on. Not just gay people, the rest of us are not excluded from getting a job there too and there's no conspiracy.

[wtmusic]

3. I thought they were part of the "War on Christmas"?

:crazy:

[pattmarty]

11. No, that's a separate "issue" and starts on Fox next week.

[leveymg]

12. Agenda Item #15: "Grab Jesus from Christmas and grope Santa Claus before he can get in his sleigh."

Well. . . that could be on the list, don't you think?

[pattmarty]

19. Like I kinda alluded to in my above post, I am just going to TRY to.........

............just laugh it off from now on, and still comment. But, the way I feel now (utterly defeated)I will just sit back and watch. My "comments" now have become more cynical and that's just the way it is for me now. Sorry, but I have finally given up.

[leveymg]

27. Lots of depths and corners of black humor yet to explore. The game has just begun.

Don't feel blue and defeated. This is the stuff that created a whole library of dark and terribly funny comedy during the decline of the Roman and British empires.

Just let the waves carry you toward shore, and ignore the sharks.

[cyndensco]

32. Just when you think it cannot get any more ridiculous,

it does. I chuckled when I first read the headline, but within seconds, was saddened.

I feel your pain. This shit is WAY beyond funny.

[xchrom]

4. ...

:rofl: :crazy: shhh -- it's in the Gay Central Committee hand book under
'WE WANT YOUR JUNK' -- and obviously we'll pose as security agents to get it.

[MineralMan]

5. Morons abound!

And they seem to be looking for "gay agenda" crap everywhere.

[countingbluecars]

6. This guy is really a nut job.

I was teaching in Loudoun County when he opposed an anti-bullying program because he was sure it was part of the "homosexual agenda".

[rfranklin]

28. I can almost guarantee that he turns tricks at truck stops...

These guys who rant about the homosexual agenda almost always have their own agenda.

[PfcHammer]

7. All your junks are belong to us!

[arcane1]

8. I guess he won't mind if a man gives his wife a pat-down?

:shrug:

[hedgehog]

9. Do the women get a toaster?

And if so, can they carry them on board?

[TriMera]

33. No more toasters...

Budget cuts.:shrug:

[pattmarty]

10. I believe we are fucked as a nation now and nothing we can do at........

........this time, short of revolution, is going to do ANYTHING. I am 64 now and am at the "end" of my life here and now am just going to sit back and watch the fucking "crazy show". On a somewhat more serious note, if things get more "fascist like" I may, even at my advanced age, decide to become an expat. At this stage any fucking thing can happen here now. Meanwhile I got my popcorn, beer and a loaded pipe and I am going to sit back and watch the show.

[jtuck004]

14. I am thinking an acreage in Canada. Then I am going to beome a popcorn manufacturer. n/t

[pattmarty]

13. "All I want for Christmas is your fucking junk, your fucking junk, your.........

.........fucking junk".

"All I want for Christmas is your fucking junk, so I can wish you



HAPPY HOLIDAYS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kerrytravelers]

15. Then I better be sure my doctor is gay, because if I'm naked for a straight doctor...

... it would be at his pleasure and he might put a notch in the belt of the Pervert Agenda.

:crazy:


Who can keep up with all the crazy???

[pscot]

16. Woowoo

:silly:

[sakabatou]

17. *facepalm*

[Maeve]

20. What a time for Top Conservative Idiots to be on hiatus! eom

[Ikonoklast]

21. I have a question, maybe someone here can help me with this one.

Just about every time some homophobic nutjob starts ginning up the anti-gay rhetoric, 'practicing' homosexuals always get mentioned.

How long does it take one to turn into a 'professional', or maybe a 'journeyman' homosexual?

Is there some sort of time frame involved?

Does it go by a system of seniority, or is there some sort of test involved to get your certification?

Is there secret handshake or something I'm missing here?

I've never been called a 'practicing heterosexual' by anyone...well, maybe when I was younger, and was told by a girlfriend that I might need more practice...but never mind about that.

[valerief]

22. I am sooooooo tired of crazy people like Delgaudio. nt

[slackmaster]

23. "Pat Downs" would make a great gay porn star name

:D

[mahatmakanejeeves]

25. Pat? Too, um, unsure.

Like "Here's Pat" from SNL.

You've made me think, which is always dangerous. So I remembered the downhill skier, Bode Miller, and it became obvious. Ladies and gentleman, presenting....

Bode Cavity

I edited this to correct the spelling. There is no "i" in "Bode." As a bonus, there are no Google hits for "Bode Cavity," so apparently this is no gay porn star already using this name.

[Bette Noir]

26. Paging Eugene Delgaudio: You're not that good looking.

Sorry, but even the gay TSA agents don't want to grope you.

[alp227]

29. So the liberals against patting down are now in common ground with anti-gay bigots?

But still this comment is just stupid and unconstructive.

[bigworld]

30. This guy?!?!

He served as Executive Director and is now President of Public Advocate of the U.S., a conservative non-profit organization which supports a program of limited government and reduced taxes. For 10 years he served on the board of directors of the national non-profit organization, Young Americans for Freedom.

He's a nut. And if my gaydar is accurate, well, let's say it's pinging.

http://www.joineugene.com/

[Kerrytravelers]

36. I must hate myself. I just clicked the link.

I can't decide what is worse- the little head pics by each link or the really strange items included in his photo section. Why a local missing girl in the photo album? Why a picture of a local bank robber? I don't get it? Is there some kind of personal... oh, never mind. Even if there was an explanation, it would still make no sense.


Oh, and the ping-ping? I got it, too. Self-hatred this guy has by the barrel-full.

[Travelman]

31. "And that's why the gay agenda makes me sad, I think...."

"That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we should chug on over to Mamby-Pamby Land where MAYBE we can get some self confidence for you, ya jackwagon!"



Good grief! Of all the stupid shit to get upset about over these pat-downs, this one has a ranking of somewhere around negative infinity. I just can't envision someone managing to get there from TSA feeling people up for illicit baggies in their ballsack. Talk about some SERIOUS insecurities there....

[hootinholler]

34. I got yer Homo Sexual agenda right here buddy. n/t

[queerart]

35. These Fucking Freaks.......

Could only "HOPE" that a Queer would want to touch them......


... and with so may "closet cases" on their side.... I'd say it's "them" who will be getting a thrill out of a man touching them "when they really don't want to be touched"... nudge, nudge, wink, wink.....