A BAG ON HEAD FOR FREEDOM COLLECTION
By Ralph Rumsfelt Fashion Wear
Created by Chief Designer Wolfman Wolfowitz
Produced by HALLIBURTON HOMEWEAR --A division of (ETR) Exorbitant Tax Ripoffs LLC
This Iraqi man is wearing the latest in Ralph Rumsfelt Fashion Wear.
It's from the "I'M WEARING A BAG ON MY HEAD FOR FREEDOM COLLECTION"
Said Wolfman Wolfowitz chief designer of the collection. "Our work is meant to inspire Co-
Operation on the part of the wearer". He continued, "Sometimes a good swift ass kicking gets
them in a proper frame of mind to wear and model our creations."
Next up US govt approved chromed and plated testicle crushers !!!!
Wearing the latest fashion in wear for captured Iraqis is Saddam Al Masser of Fallujah. In a
Wolfman Wolfowitz inspired creation, made especially for Iraq-Nam II. Mr. Masser models a not
too tight Designer white Head Bag. When asked how it felt Mr. Masser commented "MH$#)(*&%$$"
This creation is produced and marketed by HALLIBURTON HOMEWEAR –A division of
(ETR) Exorbitant Tax Ripoffs LLC
SOMETIMES IN AN EMERGENCY A PLASTIC SANDBAG HAS TO SUFFICE.
SOMETIMES NEEDING ENCOURAGEMENT
Note the Smiling guard’s admiring Stare at the soon to be covered model’s face. A bit of
coaxing and encouragement is sometimes needed before the model humbly accepts the new
“look” in Fashion wear
The Plane ride sponsored by Myers Airways (Your best friend in the Air)