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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 01:47 AM
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We Can't Afford To Hire Anyone Right Now,' Says Company With Massive Saltwater Aquarium In Lobby
Source: The Onion

We Can't Afford To Hire Anyone Right Now,' Says Company With Massive Saltwater Aquarium In Lobby

Read more: http://www.theonion.com/articles/we-cant-afford-to-hire-anyone-right-now-says-compa,22219/
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Ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 03:41 AM
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1. The Onion is now a news source?
:)
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zogofzorkon Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 06:45 AM
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2. Better than most.
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dtexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 11:57 AM
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4. It has always been one of the best.
And, unfortunately, some of its most outrageous satires have turned out to be all-too predictive of actual events.
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panzerfaust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-17-11 03:35 PM
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7. "America's Finest News Source"
Though the Daily Show occasionally gives it a run for its money.

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Romulox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 10:13 AM
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3. Taking advantage of the lack of moderation to shit on this board. Cute. nt
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 12:48 PM
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5. That crap ain't shite
It's the onion!
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Exultant Democracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-11 02:11 PM
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6. what are you talking about?
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panzerfaust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-17-11 03:42 PM
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8. Alert. Alert! Alert: Jury Hide the Post, Hang the poster.
Oh. My goodness.



BTW. The OP is about what we on the left call "Humor"

Bitter humor, but humor none-the-less.

I have done the Onion thing myself at times: It makes a point, though generally does not survive the LBN Police.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Gdg7XaEc2H4/RvuE0NfueMI/AAAAAAAAA0Q/4bNhLXIds2Q/s320/Elf+Police+ID.gif
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