OBL stars in Rumsfeld pillow talk

[BiggJawn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3777821.stm

America's number-one fugitive isn't usually the subject of pillow talk - except for the US defence secretary.

Donald Rumsfeld has admitted that his wife often needles him about the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden - often just after they wake up.

"When I walk out of the bedroom in the morning, my wife frequently rolls over and says, 'Where's UBL?'" he said, referring to the spelling "Usama".

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(speaking of Saddam here)

"The only way we ever found him is finally somebody put enough pressure on enough people to find out that somebody had an idea where somebody might know somebody who might know somebody who would know where he might have been," he said, according to the American Forces Press Service. "



What convoluted gobbledee-gook!

As for "Where's UBL?" I think the answer is
"In the fucking basement freezer, where he's STAYING until October, Damn it!!"

[kerrycrat2k4]

1. the more i think about it

the less tinfoil that sounds. these vile pigs will do anything to manipulate public opinion. for the sake of our softwood and steel workers we can not afford to lose this election.

[UpInArms]

2. welcome to DU kerrycrat2k4!

:hi:

[vicman]

3. Warning! disgusting thoughts

but all frighteningly possessed of context if you just think about it.

Do Miss Rummy's morning questions come after a night where Donny washed down a handful of Viagra samples Bob Dole sent and the First Defensive couple settle down for a good evening's romp contemplating Lynndie England's conception of abortion-free life with her boyfriend after those two crazy kids got all hot and bothered pointing at naked prisoner masturbation and Lynndie was so sexy dragging that silly-ass naked bastard around?

Folks, this is all real. It's all happening under the watch of the most puritanical, self-righteous government we've ever had. They're "the grownups," right? Why is Bush's approval rating STILL above 5%????!!!!! Isn't that the real question for all American citizens today?

[saigon68]

4. They're welcoming the Old Dirty Bastard in Bangladesh