Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony Wed at Her Beverly Hills Home

[Scairp]

Jennifer Lopez — the singer-actress known as J. Lo — married singer Marc Anthony in a small ceremony at her Beverly Hills home Saturday evening, according to People.com and other news outlets.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-jlo6jun06,1,4515060.story?coll=la-headlines-california

Let me just say I don't really care for "JLo", but the flightieness of this person is somewhat fascinating. The article is pretty short; I get the feeling this news was just discovered in the last half hour or so. Is this woman trying to break Liz Taylor's marital record before she turns forty, or is she just a nutjob?

[AlFrankenFan]

1. OMG LOL Marc Anthony is my friend's uncle!

HA!

[Scairp]

5. Was your friend invited to the wedding? n/t

[No Passaran]

2. She is Liz Taylor of our times:)

It has to be some chemical imbalance.

[Scairp]

12. As my stepdaughter would say

She has "issues". I think she's just a flake and commitment-phobic. She thinks she needs to be married but then she cannot stick with it. Rather than being promiscuous, she is serially monogamous. I say Ben Affleck was lucky to get out of that relationship when he did.

[Tight_rope]

30. Must be the Catholic in her. Pope says no sex until married!

J. Lo just can't be with the same "Penis Person" for more then a year.

[VolcanoJen]

3. Can the girl not be alone for five seconds????

OMG... hate to dish/gush over celebrity garbage in LBN, but it's a welcome break from the Reagasm elsewhere on DU. :-)

Holy crap... that's just hilarious, Scairp!

[Scairp]

4. Yeah

I thought so too. Should we start a pool on how long this marriage lasts? I say 1 yr. 8 mos.

[lapfog_1]

6. Given the stormy relationship that Marc and J Lo have had

I give it about 1 year, maybe only 6 months.
Marc is a well known poon hound and marriage isn't going to
change that.

[VolcanoJen]

10. Hey, I wish them many happy weeks together.

Jennifer Lopez: Poster Child for the Sanctity of Marriage.

[Piperay]

7. Just a "nutjob"

most likely, Anthony too since he is crazy enough to entangle himself with her. :silly:

[elvisbear]

8. You mean this Marc Anthony???

aaackk!

[VolcanoJen]

11. BAH!!!! I love it!!

Oh, Marc Anthony! How I adore that cartoon...

[Blue_Tires]

9. she's starting to become high mileage

hope this one works out, because no quality suitor will want to take a chance when this blows up. The only guys she will find will be gigolos like me only out for that $$$$....j/k

[nodehopper]

46. how come no one says stuff like that about Billy Bob Thornton

[Generator]

52. I just did to my husband

but apparently you can't hear through your computer.

For some it's all about ze passion. Screw ze committment when ze passion fades.

[Scairp]

13. Perhaps we are all being too cynical

Maybe these two have been in love with one another for years and just couldn't commit before, for whatever reason. You never know. Maybe that's why neither of them, especially her, has had a successful relationship thus far. It's either that, or they are just a couple of morans in heat.:evilgrin:

[saracat]

14. Why should anyone care about this?

[VolcanoJen]

16. Oh, I don't know that anyone "cares."

It's just dishy, gossipy, and a welcome respite from The Reagasm.

I'm all for it, personally... it's been one crazy news cycle, and it's always fun to relax and unwind to a little J-Lo Gets Married conversation.

Don't take it too seriously... nobody else is, really.

[PaDUer]

29. So true...

JLo needs a man around her all the time, for security..Might be something with her childhood and father..Ben Affleck must be laughing all the way..She must like collecting diamonds!

[latebloomer]

38. "Reagasm"-- good one! n/t

[jdj]

45. Reagasm...LOL!!!!!!

Yay, go JLo!

Maybe this was intentional, Ben Affleck is a liberal activist and maybe she's a dem too.

I have to say, her timing is perfect, for once!

[Scairp]

18. It's just funny

These people have tons of money, fame and fortune, but cannot seem to have stable personal lives. It's kind of sad on one hand, on the other, they seem to not appreciate what opportunities they have been given, and the kind of money they get paid to do often times substandard performances. "Gigli" anyone? That movie is on Starz, so I decided to watch a few minute of it. My God, they actually got PAID for that shite? It's a crime for sure. So, nobody actually "cares" but we do need a little diversion from time to time. And aren't you sick of hearing endless accolades about Reagan, who's obit has surely been written and saved in computer files, waiting for the day he actually croaked, at the numerous news outlets for ten years?

[calimary]

51. Every big meal usually comes with dessert.

Something light and frothy, don'tcha know?

[burrowowl]

15. What happened to Jules

and Cleo?

[DavidFL]

17. Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Marc PORQUE??!!

You have so much talent and can SING (salsa, of course, your English/adult contemporary stuff is only so-so). Why did you marry that talentless bimbo?! Her movies are atrocious, her singing and music, well, suck; except for the duet they did together. Hopefully during their marriage, some of his talent will rub off on her.

[saigon68]

19. The Pukes are PISSED at this NEWS

Now the masses are distracted by this and the testimony in the Peterson case next week. They won't have time to ABSORB all the BULLSHIT emanating from the deification of RAYGUN.

[VolcanoJen]

20. Yet, they'll revel when Jacko steals headlines from Kerry...

... just as the election season begins in earnest. The trial begins shortly after the Republican National Convention.

I'm lovin' it, personally. Perfect timing, the October-Surprise-In-June-That-Nobody-Predicted. I know my countrymen, and they buried Reagan years ago. GIVE US J-LO!!!

[saigon68]

21. Morning Jen

Another day to be alive and kicking !!!

[VolcanoJen]

22. G'day!! One helluva news cycle, my friend.

What a weird, whacky world.

[shanti]

35. don't forget the nba playoffs

they will also steal ray-gun's thunder~!

[muchacho]

23. Cleopatra will be crushed

eom

[moondust]

24. JLo and Ben, JLo and Ben, JLo and Ben, JLo and

Marc? Egads!

[trapper914]

25. I'm Surprised The Right Isn't Asking For A Constitutional Amendment

Hey, fundies, it's not the homosexuals who are cheapening marriage.

[gatlingforme]

26. LOL,

[Insider]

27. best wishes

plain & simple, standard for any two people who are ready to try committed love...again :shrug:

they don't deserve any more, or any less than i would wish anyone else.

:toast:

[PaDUer]

28. You're right about that...

appears she's jumping from one to the other..Guess she has hot pants or is trying to piss off the last guy..

[SuffragetteSal]

31. she must be a sentimental

person...I had a cousin like that once...he married every woman he fell in love with!

Good luck this time J LO!

[Scairp]

42. Reminded me of a story

My husband has an ex (like who doesn't these days?) She dated this one guy for a number of years after they split. It's been about four years since she broke up with him. She heard from him recently. He had been married 4 times since they broke up! And, he was going through a divorce when ex-wifey first started dating him. Is that sick or what?

[Jade Fox]

32. With all the money these people have...

You'd think they would be cautious about marrying, and in a
community property state like California.

Divorce lawyers must be the richest people in Hollywood.

[Fleshdancer]

33. she marries everytime the media stops focusing on her it seems

...on the bright side though, she's definately a clear example of how heterosexuals do a damn fine job of "ruining the sanctity of marriage" without the help of any gay people getting hitched.

[The Zanti Regent]

34. If she is the poster child for the sanctity of marriage...

...I'd rather be gay!

[Pathwalker]

36. J Lo is a serial monogamist.

Is she in competition with Liz Taylor?

[rocktivity]

37. Has Vegas announced the odds?

Now that the Smarty Jones saga is over, is it too early to put a bet down on how long the marraige will last?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Bluebear]

39. Thank God for the SANCTITY of marriage between 1 man & 1 woman!

After all, these queers keep threatening marriage by wanting to seal their commitments legally when we all know that marriage is sacred, like J. Lo marrying on the rebound, Trista Bachelorette and Britney Spears' Las Vegas nuptials. Hallelujah!

[dawn]

40. I think JLo is cool. She certainly isn't a traditional female.

Yeah, some may say she is flighty and immoral, but it's her life. Men do what she does all the time, and no one bats an eye.

[WillyT]

41. WHO CARES !?!?!? - oops, did I type that out loud?

:evilgrin:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

43. Yes, you did, but, isn't there any other place for this other than LBN?...

I'm personally thinking that the trashcan might be HIGHLY appropriate, but I certainly don't want to annoy any of the moderators by hurting anyone's feelings.

Thanks for saying what I said only in an "Alert". You can see just how far THAT got, can't you?

[Scairp]

44. Look

It IS LBN. It fits the criteria. What's the problem? You maybe want another stinking Reagan thread started here?

[Ripley]

53. You know when John Ritter died the Mods moved the post.

Someone posted it in LBN saying it was news and the mods still moved it to GD because they said it wasn't appropriate in LBN.

So frankly I don't see how a bimbo getting married is more relevant than a famous TV actor dying.

[Bake]

47. Who gives a flying fat rat's ass!!!

Who gives a tinker's damn what some big-ass no-talent piece of shit like J-Lo does, anyway???!! Fuck her and the horse she rode in on! That people like J-Lo are rich and famous is a sad sad commentary on American culture.

Bake

[lucky777]

48. Did you ever concentrate on the lyrics of "Tonight" . . .?

What a fucking airhead. Absolutely nothing to say. What a devolution from Janis Joplin, Heart, Joan Jett -- women who have some balls (so to speak) and can really rock. When I lived in Miami they always used to play her song 'Tonight':

Tonight, tonight I'm looking forward to tonight, it will be a great night, we will dance tonight, I can't wait till tonight, tonight will be a night, waiting for tonight, I will see you tonight, what a night, waiting for tonight, oh, waiting for tonight, tonight we will dance, see you tonight, tonight we'll dance, waiting for tonight . . .

In five years she'll be that woman with the huge ass in line in front of you at Wal-Mart.

[2cents]

49. All I can think is...

Booty-Call (lucky bastard)

[AlCzervik]

50. Have the Vegas odd makers put out numbers on this yet?

I predict it will be over in less than a year.

[graywarrior]

54. 10 days, Max

and on top of that, z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z.

[The Blue Knight]

55. And in otherr news...nobody gives a flying fuck

[2bfree]

56. I'm shocked!

That she didn't wait untill the release of a new CD or movie to get married!

[SoCalDem]

57. I think she has a psychological problem

I have a friend who was like her.. This girl would always be "engaged".. It gave her "permission" to sleep with whatever guy she was "engaged" to at any given time.. She had been raised in a strict , religious family, and had it driven into her brain, that "girls who "slept around", were sluts".. Her way around it was to be "engaged", so it made it "ok"..

As she got older, it turned to quickie marriages.. She was divorced 4 times before she was 30..

I think this is what JLo has too.:)