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[NNN0LHI]

Think he is either at or heading to some fundraiser in MO.

Don

[grytpype]

1. Let me guess.

We have a noble mission in Iraq.

The terrorists want us to give up on our noble mission.

But we will not give up on our noble mission because we are a noble people.

Everything is going fine in Iraq, considering the war has only been over for 117 days.

The rest of the world should send troops to Iraq under US command.

[NNN0LHI]

2. You forgot the part about a noble mission n/t

[NNN0LHI]

3. The applause is tepid at best n/t

[eablair3]

6. did he say "Bring em on"

Somehow, i think not.

[GAspnes]

7. that was the first thing I noticed

right after I stopped gagging at hearing the same tired old phrases.

[MissMarple]

49. I noticed that, as well. The applause sounded polite.

One or two louder clappers, and one guy who kind of cheered, once, about us staying in Iraq.

[Richardo]

8. ...and the murderous evil-doers.

...brought to "justice" etc etc.

[whyaduck]

12. murderous evil-doers

or

merrderrush eeevil-doersh

[rocktivity]

54. Make that

a bold, robust noble mission with moral clarity.


rocknation

[ohmyman1]

62. and.....

because they hate freedom

[samsingh]

51. imitation of shrub

your imitiation of the nitwit is right down to a tee.

[karlschneider]

4. And lying as usual, (9-11 / Iraq). God damned motherfucking bastard.

:grr:
:grr:

[NNN0LHI]

5. He is slurring his speach and looks terrible n/t

[Richardo]

10. BTW thanx for the play-by-play, NNNoLHI...

we cubers appreciate it.

[librechik]

9. Guess the drug: Thorazine?

or haldol?

[Richardo]

11. Daddy was a Halcyon man, as I recall....

:eyes:

[MissMarple]

50. Maybe a little Jim Beam?

:evilgrin:

[JNelson6563]

13. well at least they kept him

quiet till after the markets closed. That is one detrimental pie-hole lemme tell ya!! Fortunes have been lost because of this man speaking, I kid you not! ;-) haha

Julie

[proud patriot]

14. Whistle ass Whistle Ass

Whistle ass Whistle Ass Whistle ass Whistle Ass Whistle ass Whistle Ass
Whistle ass Whistle Ass Whistle ass Whistle Ass Whistle ass Whistle Ass

[VolcanoJen]

15. Seriously, how many freaking senior Al Qaeda officials...

... could there possibly be? Chimpy ought to put up an organizational chart. I'm freaking confused.

[Catherine Vincent]

32. What the heck happened with Crossfire?

n/t

[VolcanoJen]

16. The work of our coalition has ended the nightmare in Iraq.

Oh? Reeeaaaaaaaaaaaaly? Hasn't Smirky McWhistleAss seen the new Newsweek?

[ewagner]

17. Check your gag reflex

Here are some goodies from the speech:

Says he proposed the largest discretionay increase in VA benefits of any pres in History.

Says that he's taking measures to decrease time Veterans have to wait for benefits

:wtf: Give US flag protections under the constitution?

9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

Taliban thought they were tough beating up on women in the streets...executing them in soccer stadiums...but US troops came and Taliban ran for caves...caves couldn't save them :puke:

Afghanistan is now our friend. Afghanistan is not a place for terrorists anymore.

Won't wait for our known enemies to attack us...we'll attack them..


I couldn't stand anymore. Somebody else fill in.........

[salin]

25. Wasn't there just a big taliban attack in the past couple of days - lots

of dead? Does he think because HE doesn't watch/read the news that none of us do?

[GAspnes]

18. since the end of major combat ops

we have seized tons of ammunition, AK-47's and explosives.

(But nothing about WMDs, or even WMD programs. Hmmmmmm.)

Trumpeting the capture of 46 of the 'card deck.' "Chemical Ali's career of terror is OVER." (I thought it was over when Baghdad fell?)

"Ultimately the security of Iraq will be created by the Iraqis themselves. And they are stepping forward. Over 38,000 Iraqis have been hired as police officers...over 1,000 Iraqi civil defense...21,000 forces contributed by other countries...in most of Iraq today there is steady progress ... steadily (again) ... the coalition authority is implementing a comprehensive plan for a free and peaceful Iraq. (this) will require $$$, time and resources..."

can't keep up. Gagging too hard.

[samsingh]

55. could be talking about any NRA member

[bahrbearian]

57. He'll need the reamergeance of Ouday and Kusay next week!

[karlschneider]

19. Bunch of knuckle-dragging assholes in the audience...every time the prick

talks about killing someone they applaud.
Fuckin' morons.
:grr:

[TreasonousBastard]

20. Well, they had to shut him up for a couple of minutes...

to talk about the plane crash.

(PLANE CRASH????!!!!)

[Rose Siding]

21. He is ONLY funny!

"Let us never forget, Chemical Ali's career is over" wtf? He is a comedian.

[PartyPooper]

22. I used to watch Junior. Then I got sick of that. I turned the sound off.

Then I got sick of even looking at his ugly, lying face...so, now I ALWAYS change channels when he comes on! Believe me, it helps maintain my sanity! I do the same thing with Rumsfeld, Ann Coulter, Bob Novak, and Tweety!
:-)

[reprobate]

56. PartyPooper, we've been doing that since 01/01

The bush countenance is not permitted on our video devices. It did get a bit boring having to change channels whenever a wingnut came on.

I recommend the "Bush Video Filter" from radioshack. Works with cable, satelite, or over the aid antenna. And much less messy than a brick.

[Ripley]

23. We're going to stop the Saddam loyalists, foreign fighters

and gangs of criminals that are attacking the Iraqi people...

WTF drug IS he on? As I recall the (fill in the blank) doing the killing are Iraqi's and they ain't killing themselves, but Americans mostly.

Can't understand why veterans applaud him. Don't they know he cut combat pay while the poor bastards are in the field????

[arcane1]

44. the Saddam loyalists, foreign fighters and gangs of criminals...

are Him and his Administration

[barbaraann]

24. enemy evil...hunt....kill...enemy evil...hunt...kill...enemy evil...hunt..

kill, etc. etc. etc.

The wicked, twisted man is trying to turn Americans into predatory animals without a shred of humanity.

He is a Satanic Cheerleader.

[NNN0LHI]

26. He is like a comedian flopping on stage

There have been (oops he just burped, no shit) several breaks in his speach where he expected applause and there was none. Put a fork in this motherscratcher. He is done.

Don

[Ripley]

27. He BURPED????????????

I had to turn it off, can't stand the sound and sight...makes me physically ill.

[NNN0LHI]

29. I swear. I dout it will be in the transcript though n/t

[Ripley]

37. Can you imagine reading an accurate transcript?

Evil doers <burp> weapons of mass destruction <fart> got them on the run <belch> Shadam, er Shladam uh, Mr. Hussein uh <snort> can't be fooled agin!

[Richardo]

41. lol ripley!!

</coffee spew> :D

[robbedvoter]

42. yeap. At the end - air inflated the upper part of his mouth

naking the chimp impression absolute perfection for a moment!

[NNN0LHI]

46. Sounded like Lone Star long necks to me n/t

[hatrack]

53. You have got to be kidding!

He BELCHED right in the middle of the frickin' speech? Unbelievable!

[NNN0LHI]

59. No. Not kidding. I bet he really impressed those in attendance n/t

[oneighty]

43. At least he did not puke

like "Daddy did" He is saving that trick for later.

180

[librechik]

28. nobody is allowed to "be neutral" in the Bush Wars

you're either with us, or you are an enemy.

Watch out UN! I predict another incoming!

BTW, if this pre-empts Crossfire, I'm going to be pissed.

How dare the Pukes complain about the time all the Dem candidates get on TV, when we have this clown on for an hour or two a day, spewing his campaign rhetoric!

[GAspnes]

30. interesting phrase

"An independent Palestine will never be built on the back of violence."

Stumbled over "desert s..sands".

Faux keeps cutting away to the plane crash and video of the search. Even they're bored.

[bluedog]

31. I think people are SICK

of him....the applause is just polite.....they only clapped loudly when he said the military force is the best..which the men would naturally clap for...its their pride as they served....

that damn smug look of his..makes one just want to wipe it off his f'ing face!!!!

[GAspnes]

33. "our only goal is total victory."

Gee. Wonder how he's gonna know he's reached it?

[Cush]

34. nuke the world(?)

[NNN0LHI]

35. When the enemy surrenders who we going to sign the treaty with? n/t

[onehandle]

36. "I Own America"

[ewagner]

38. This is the second time today

that I've seen him speak.

I swear folks, he's bored out of his mind. he's just going through the motions. This is the second time today that we've seen him pause for applause lines when they didn't happen. He's on auto-pilot, just reading the script. Hasn't got a clue about what's behind the words.
Saving his strength (and charm) for the fundraiser to follow immediately/

[robbedvoter]

39. Best part on CNN: when he was reduced to a corner screen

as the plane story took over (eating Crossfire now).
Still, I had challenged myself to look at those beady eyes and not throw up - and as soon as I did it - "it" blinked and shrunk!

[SideshowScott]

40. Is it me or does he just say the same thing in every speech?

Every speech i see him in is like a broken record..Its like hes so lazy he just used the same speech no matter where he gives it

[arcane1]

47. his speechwriter was fired to pay for the tax cuts

:evilgrin:

[MRDU]

45. More quotes

Afghanistan- caves couldn't hide the criminals from justice

Iraq- built possessed used WMD

We destroyed the Iraq regime while taking extraordinary measures to protect innocent lives.

Terrorists gathering in Iraq, Saddam loyalist, criminal gangs, remnants etc..
undermine freedom.

There will be no retreat.

We are working through the famous deck of cards of 55. 42 have been captured or killed.

The brutal sons are gone.

The search goes on for "other" former leaders of Iraq, and we will find them.

More progress will come in Iraq.

Murders will not determine the future of Iraq.

[MRDU]

58. Forgot the worst quote,

"We've adopted a new strategy for a new kind of war, We will not wait for known enemies to strike us again. We will strike them in their camps or caves or wherever they hide, before they hit more of our cities and kill more of our citizens."

[MaineDem]

61. "...taking extraordinary measures to protect innocent lives."

Does he have the slightest clue - just a tiny idea - that over 8,000 Iraqi citizens have been killed?

WTF is he talking about? I have never detested anyone has much as this twit.

[WonderTwins]

48. His closing line bugs me

The "may God continue to bless America" is something I've heard him say before. When we say "God bless America," that's a request (it's in the subjunctive mode) and not an assumption of any present state of blessedness. But when he adds the "continue to" part, he's rhetorically aligning himself with the wingnuts who think the USofA is the new Israel and Americans are God's chosen people. And he's shifting ever-so-slightly the meaning of "God bless America" from a polite and vague request to something approaching a demand. Maybe * is so spoiled by all his enablers that he thinks there's no one or thing he can't boss around.

[0007]

52. I'm glad I don't have to watch this shit

*

[fizzana]

60. It's obvious these idiots don't have a clue what they are up

against. It's become a deadly game of whack-a-mole and for everey evil-doer they eliminate there are a few more ready to take their place.