George W Bush 2005 State of the Union Drinking Game

[dweller]

White guy in suit looks to extend winning streak
by Will Durst

What you will need:

Four taxpayers: including 1 white guy wearing a suit, 2 people wearing normal clothes (one wearing a blue
shirt, the other in a red shirt) and 1 dressed as an old person. (Note: shawls are nice)
A shot glass per person. Everybody brings one, group them on table. White guy in suit gets first choice, red
shirt picks second and blue shirt gets third choice.
Bowl each of guacamole and chips.
5 bucks. Everybody antes.
Much beer. Senior citizen gets cheapest crap you can find, like Old Milwaukee Lite: white guy in suit drinks
import of choice and everyone else chips in to buy it; the other two fight it out over Bud and Miller Lite.

Rules of the game


anybody else waking up bruised, bloody, and boozed?

dp

[leveymg]

1. Congratulations. You woke up able to type his morning.

I'm conscious only because I spent three prime-time viewing hours last night clearing viruses and spyware off my computer.

Age of wonders. Think I'll start drinking after I've had my coffee.