'Mutant’ Goldilocks has ‘Lead Balloons’

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-Suckled by ‘Greased Piglet’
By Dan Spillane and Audrey Mantey
The Liberty Whistle

(SEATTLE) 02/09/05 – We first heard of her during the last stock market bubble—her smiling reassurance that “everything was okay” to bid the financial markets up, up…and up. Indeed, the 1990s market celebration was not faceless—though it didn’t have the look of “Scrushy” or “Lay” until much later. Instead, Americans learned the market was protected by none other than “Goldilocks”--of fairy-tale fame. This gave everyone the confidence to buy more shares, and to sink their 401K savings into everything from Enron to each and every “.com.”

And now she is back, according to recent Wall Street reports—yet, unlike her last appearance, she and her friends haven’t worked a day in years, thanks to her new Goldilocks house, built by Fannie Mae. She’s even thinking of sharing some of her wealth generation “secrets” with others, so that they don’t have to worry about Social Security.

But as many people should notice, not only does this “Goldilocks” look a little strange--but she looks even worse with lipstick. And the poor girl--those humongous bosoms underneath her are getting heavier by the moment. What’s more, beneath those knockers, lurks Mother Nature’s newest mutated answer to Teflon, in the form of a well-oiled (even greasy) piglet of a president.

In short, this pig won’t fly...and the squealing baby swine is sucking her—and everything else—quite dry.

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1. Kick

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2. Kick

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3. KICK THE PIGS