Duh Roundup (Issue No. 2)

[Miss Authoritiva]

Duh Roundup (Issue No. 2)

From Scriptoids

Sex, sex, sex. Plus war and money.

When Emotional and Sexual Betrayal Simply Aren't Enough, Go on "Larry King Live"

Owen Lafave, Husband of Florida Teacher Accused of Having Sex with 14-Year-Old Student Speaks Out

KING: The speculation about you, what has that done to you, people had to say, what are you gay? Did you not have a good sexual life? What has happened to you publicity-wise, public wise, how are people treating you?

LAFAVE: That obviously was humiliating....For the record, I'm not gay. I have no trouble performing. Everything was fine....
***

How to End an Upbeat Segment on a Down Note
"Special Report With Brit Hume" (Fox News)

This was supposed to be a good-news-from-Iraq segment,until Robert Scales (Ret.), Fox News Military Analyst, went off-message.

SCALES: Fighting and training, and this is sort of trying to carry on a dual mission, which is going to be very difficult. The equipment is beginning to wear out....

So — and frankly, soldier will be heading into their third rotation beginning next fall, the next winter. So the clock is ticking. We’re going to have to start handing this over and let the Iraqis bear the burden, before our Army and Marine Corps begin to crack.

HUME: General Scales, it’s always a pleasure to have you. Bob, thanks very much.
***

A Fundamental Misunderstanding of Human Anatomy

WorldNetDaily promo--One Week From Valentines Day, "The Vagina Monologues" Rears Its Ugly Head
***

The Pleasure God
"Wild Oats, Now and Later" (Town Hall)
John R. Diggs, Jr., MD

"Condoms, condoms, condoms," cry university health staffs. Incredibly, condoms are offered up like sacrifices to ‘the pleasure god’....
***

The First Underpants Gnome President

Several leading lawmakers said Tuesday that, contrary to earlier expectations, they did not expect the White House to submit a more detailed Social Security plan soon. "They haven't said," said Senator Bill Frist of Tennessee, the Republican leader of the chamber.
<>
Pressed about benefit reductions at public appearances on Tuesday, administration officials offered no answers.
<>
Democrats on the Ways and Means Committee tried to coax (Treasury Secretary John W.) Snow into providing more details about the president's plan, but he responded, "The president at this point doesn't have a plan."
***

[GetTheRightVote]

1. what is this, The president at this point doesn't have a plan ??

* does not have a plan, but then why is he flying all over the place wasting our tax payer money for ?? Man it really gets me hot when * lies to us like he is now.

:kick: