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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:20 PM
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Howard Dean Will F*** Your S*** Up (Rude Pundit is in da howse!)
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 12:37 PM by Career Prole
Rated R for graphic language. :evilgrin:


Howard Dean Will Fuck Your Shit Up (Redux)
The Rude Pundit's said it before and he'll say it again: Howard Dean will fuck your shit up. Stand that motherfucker up at the gates of hell. Let that son of a bitch loose in the dainty Democratic china shop and let's break some fuckin' dishes. Howard Dean knows the score, man; he knows that the faithful, those who actually believe that the fight is not the path to surrender, want a spokesperson who's willing to pick up the unpinned grenade that just landed near him and shove it up the ass of the enemy who tossed it. Goddamn, it would have been magnificent to have seen him debate the President. On stage, Bush would have been begging for the privilege to lick the sweat off Dean's balls...

Much more here


If I hadn't already accepted the good Doctor into my heart, the Rude Pundit would have made up my mind to do so today!
:applause:
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:24 PM
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1. For Rude Pundit:
:applause: :applause: :applause:
:applause: :applause: :applause:
:applause: :applause: :applause:

:toast: :toast: :toast: :toast: :toast:
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:37 PM
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4. yeah, put me down for some of that also. dean is like someone
opening a window in a shit house, we need some fresh air.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:27 PM
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2. Rude Pundit has his shit together...
shouldn't we all...
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:30 PM
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3. EWWWWWWW.......I guess that's why he's called "Rude Pundit."
:eyes:
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:38 PM
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5. So sorry!
I edited to add a cautionary note for the language. :D
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:43 PM
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9. No Problem.....it's a great read...
:D...even if the imagery sort of causes a gag....
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:40 PM
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6. gotta read it all at the link
excellent! :woohoo:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 12:41 PM
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7. one of the finest political writers in america!
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 12:42 PM by madrchsod
he writes how alot of us would like to say things but ain`t got the guts to do it....
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:21 PM
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8. He writes as if he was under the car on hot asphalt
Edited on Thu Jun-09-05 01:21 PM by Career Prole
with sweat in his eyes and fire ants making a trail up his pants leg and he had just simultaneously burned himself on the tailpipe while removing the skin from all his knuckles when the wrench slipped.

I love that tone! :D
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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 01:47 PM
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10. Thank you Rude One!!! GO HOWARD, GO!!!
The last para is golden:

"Besides, ain't it fun to watch Hannity and Coulter and Gingrich and Hume and all the other hate-filled sociopaths flail about and try to take Dean down? You've seen Dean's arms? Big, thick sons of bitches. He can bear it. And he can throw it back at them. As long as those behind him don't put him in handcuffs.

// posted by Rude One @ 9:39 AM
______________

Kids, the time for compromise and civility is over. Have we learned nothing from bushco*? They're dirty-ass bar fighters who would not hesitate to kick you in the nuts and then bitch-slap your mother. NO MORE... and ANY, I REPEAT, ANY of the dems that don't get it are either collaborators or stupid or both. Do you hear that biden, pelossi and lieberman?


Our country is in the worst possible position, for a multitude of reasons, MOST of which can be laid squarely at the cow-shit encrusted boots of bushco*. If we want fair elections, if we want equitable tax laws, if we want healthcare, if we want living wages and if we want our country back, then we're gonna have to work our asses off to do so. GO HOWARD, GO!!!
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Tommymac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 04:16 PM
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11. Now this is talk Joe Sixpack can understand...
:toast:

Go Gov Dean...it's about time someone threw the hatemongers on the right a taste of their own medicine!!!!
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 06:54 PM
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12. Mad Howard better than someone who "politely" runs away and hides

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-09-05 07:17 PM
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13. This guy makes the best usage of foul langage i've EVER seen.
Fucking awesome! :woohoo:
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