Conason: Klein's New Low in Hillary Bashing

[kskiska]

Despite all the heavy-breathing hype generated to promote the forthcoming "attack biography" of Hillary Clinton by Edward Klein, citizens hoping to discover anything new about the famous junior Senator from New York shouldn’t waste their time or money on his unoriginal and unreliable rant.

I know because a copy showed up in my office the other day ahead of the publisher’s embargo.

Only the latest in an ever-expanding catalog of bad books claiming to tell us the "truth" about the former First Lady and potential Presidential candidate, Mr. Klein’s poisonous invention reveals far more about its author—and its publisher—than about Mrs. Clinton.

(snip)

According to Mr. Klein’s guilt-by-association theory, she must be a homosexual "gender feminist," and couldn’t possibly love her husband, because "many of her closest friends and aides were lesbians." But he repeats the old rumor that she had an affair with Vince Foster, the White House counsel who committed suicide, although my sources still insist that Foster was a man.

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http://www.nyobserver.com/pages/conason.asp

[wakeme2008]

1. LOL you got to love Conason ---

"although my sources still insist that Foster was a man."

:rofl:

[Dudley_DUright]

3. Another choice line from the article

They told him that she is "soulless." (His secret informants obviously include Beelzebub, who usually confides only in Peggy Noonan.)

:rofl:

[RalphReedsWreckedEm]

2. Wait a minute now, I have a reliable unnamed source myself

I was told by an unnamed source that Hillary Clinton personally strapped 200 pounds of CIA-issued C4 explosive to Vince Foster's body and detonated it in her secret Georgetown love nest apartment and then painstakingly re-assembled the pieces of the exploded body and then carried the re-assembled body out to the trunk of her 1993 Corvette, and she then sped out to Fort Marcy Park in a cocaine-induced haze and dumped the body there and then had necrophiliac sex with it.

She then dropped acid provided to her by the NSA and sped back into DC with a Nine Inch Nails demo blaring at high volume on the CD player. She was pulled over by a good Republican police officer who she shot at close range with a 9mm pistol. The whole thing was on tape, but the tape was destroyed by FBI agents acting on Bill Clinton's personal instruction.

I swear this is true. An unnamed source told me it was true. It must be true.

You believe me, don't you?