A Christian's View of Mecca

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A Vision of 'Mecca-Mart'

(Point/Counterpoint)
Two Conservative Housewives Exchange Views on Winning the Global War
on Terror Through Sound Economic Policy and Bible-Based Prophecy
by Jolene Fystenbutt and Stella La Chance

Republican strongman and future presidential candidate Tom Tancredo proposed bombing Mecca if the Islamofascist Suicide Terror Monkeys get any funny ideas about nuking American Holy Sites like Dollywood or Disneyland. America's number one “Security Mom,” Mrs. Jolene Fystenbutt, believes that the House Representative's proposal is a tad bit extreme, but she welcomes the debate as an opportunity to put forward her own vision of prosperity for the billions of wrongheaded people who hate our freedoms almost as much as their own funny looking children. Below is an exclusive interview with Mrs. Fystenbutt and her dear friend Mrs. Stella La Chance, the lovely wife of her pastor Fred....(full article)

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/July0...aChance0724.htm

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1. Link says "no page"

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2. Try this link

http://www.dissidentvoice.org/July05/Fystenbutt-LaChance0724.htm

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5. Oh wow, sounds like the wife of a former ultra conservative boss...

...I worked for thirty years ago. As I read the interview, the voice of this woman began to resonate in my mind.

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3. Like an interview from an insane asylum

It is an interview with two Christian nutcases that want those mosque done away with (for the benefit of the US.) Here is a little more copy.

DV: You mentioned something earlier about casinos as well. Would you care to elaborate?

JF: Well, imagine if all the money that Muslims traditionally earmarked for terrorist charities like the “United Nations Blow Up The Children Fund” was used instead for gambling. That would solve quite a few problems. It would also mean that some of the existing structures could be preserved and transformed into casinos with a similar “I Dream of Jeannie” theme, complete with camel rides for the kids. With three wives to every man, can you imagine the kind of business luxury brand boutiques like “Victoria's Virtue” would have in such a venue? I believe such a compromise -- preserving some of these onion-domed monstrosities, that is, would go a long way in silencing the communistic, terror-loving bureaucrats of the World Heritage Foundation who might raise their idiotic, pinheaded objections to the demolition of these land hogging monuments to moon worship.

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4. It's gotta be satire

Fystenbutt? Say it slowly. Fyst...en...butt.

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6. I was just about to say the same thing :)

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7. Yes, it's satire.

Hi,

Yes indeed, it's satire.

-- Sunil Sharma
Dissident Voice Editor