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dubyaD40web Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:11 AM
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Okay, NOW I Am Really Pissed!
Okay, NOW I Am Really Pissed!
By: Clyde
Published: August 4, 2005

Rush Limbaugh can "KISS THE FATTEST PART OF MY ASS!" Never in my life have I come across a piece of shit so offensive as this waste of oxygen. His very existence proves that the claim of Intelligent Design is nothing more than ignorant claptrap that is spoon fed to weak minded fools who have nothing better to do than sit around trying to decide between picking their nose or their ass. Oh, there have been many, many times that this drug addled Denny's parking lot dweller has gotten under my skin but what he said about Paul Hackett has got to be the most offensive example of oral flatulence that has ever been spewed from his oral cavity.

This fat tub of lard had the audacity to call Hackett a "staff puke" because he was assigned to a civilian affairs unit while being deployed in Iraq. But what this OxyContin addict didn't tell his listeners is that during the Fallujah offensive, Hackett was in charge of a rifle platoon guarding the gates into and out of the city. This offensive resulted in over 200 dead and wounded American soldiers so I think it is safe to say that although Hackett was considered to be in a rear area style unit he did see an awful lot of combat. Yet this dickless wonder has the temerity to question this man's service because he does not agree with the neo-con ideology. The fact that Hackett was proud of his service and made comments about the conditions our soldiers in Iraq are faced with made this pile of elephant dung come out of his latest downer induced stupor to belittle Hackett's service record.

One must wonder why a political party that claims to love the troops so much would need to attack a member of our armed forces just because he is unwilling to drink the Republican Kool-Aid. Could it be that this claim is nothing more than a case of false advertising because obviously for many who have served in Iraq it is? These inept fucks have no right to downplay the service that these soldiers have provided to this nation especially when their own service is in question.

Like most of the top members of the Republican cabal, when it came time for this putrid piece of dogshit to step up to the plate and go fight in Vietnam, Limbaugh took the thumb out of his ass, stuck it in his mouth and went running home to Cape Girardeau, Missouri like the whining little bitch that he is. He and the rest of the Chickenhawk Brigade that makes up the Republican Party love to scream from the rooftops about how much they support the military. But when it comes time for them to put their ass on the line, they either hid behind their daddy's influence and served in the champagne unit of the Texas Air National Guard, took five college deferments or suffered from some bullshit medical malady that disqualified them for service.

These neo-con death cult fucks just love the troops as long as they are deployed fighting this bullshit war that has only served to win daddy's approval for Presidunce Bunnypants. But when they return and have the stones to speak the truth about the conditions our men and women are facing in Iraq, Limbaugh and the rest of the Republican pussies attack that person and denigrate their service to this nation.

It was bad enough that the Lying Swift Boat Veterans attacked John Kerry's service record during the Vietnam war but there is one major difference between them and this hydrocodone junkie, they at least were in the war. They did not run and hide behind their momma's skirt with seepage from a pilonidal cyst running down the crack of his ass. Yet if you were to talk to one of his devoted listeners you would think that this Hillbilly Heroin addicted piece of pond scum was the greatest American since George Washington.

To this day it amazes me that there are people in this country who say to themselves that it is time to turn on the radio because "I haven't had my daily mind fuck" by this Barbiturate Behemoth. It is obvious to anyone who has the capacity for rational thought that these people are nothing more than sheep who must be told what, when, where and how to live their lives. They have no desire for independent thought and are only comfortable when controlled by what they perceive as a father figure.

Take a good look at the majority of people who now make up the Republican Party and you will see a group who could very well be talked into giving up their freedom just like the German people did back in the thirties. They are more than willing to excuse any excess perpetrated by Bush and his cronies because they are married more to the party than they are to the country. They cannot fathom the idea that half of the country believes that Bush and his cohorts are nothing more than criminals in need of a long stay in a "pound you in the ass" prison. They gargle the spunk from the penis of this ass clown like it was nectar from the gods and it makes me sick to think that they consider themselves to be more patriotic than us evil liberals.

I am so sick and tired of this bullshit Republican mantra of how great their party is when in fact that they need drug induced pieces of whale shit like Limbaugh to spin the actions of their leaders into something that is more palatable.

(Posted in full with my permission)
http://www.dubyaD40.com/html/clyde/clydescorner.html

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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:13 AM
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1. "I haven't had my daily mind fuck"
:rofl:
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:15 AM
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2. We need to start calling this party out on their mistreatment of soldiers.
From lack of funding, to shelving the military authorization in favor of an NRA bill, to attacking any soldier who doesn't agree with them philosophically, to supporting an administration that lied to put these people in harm's way...

Their record is AWFUL yet we are always being attacked by that party for "not supporting the troops."

It's probably their biggest deception.
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:18 AM
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3. Yep. That about sums it up.
I'd say "ditto", but if anyone here were to accuse me of being a dittohead, I'd have to challenge you to a duel.
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jojo54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:21 AM
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4. 'dickless wonder'
is kind words for this man.
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fudge stripe cookays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:35 AM
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5. Barbituate behemoth??
Edited on Thu Aug-04-05 09:36 AM by fudge stripe cookays
:rofl:

Clyde nails it! I have a new term for that POS. Perfect.

FSC
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:37 AM
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6. Totally agree.
They are all such pussies that they can't even imagine combat, but oh they can imagine sending others to do it. As long as they don't raise hell.
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quiet.american Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:38 AM
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7. Al Franken's friend, Mark Luther, comes to mind.
It continues to baffle me as to how Luther can put stock in the heinous pontifications of Limbaugh.
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 09:44 AM
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8. You had me at "hello," Clyde. Best rant I've heard in many moons.
:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:
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carnie_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-04-05 11:29 AM
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9. LOL but tell us how you REALLY feel
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