Excellent read - will also tickle your funny bone

[susu369]

Meanwhile, jack at the ranch

"When I saw that Bush would be speaking live from his pig sty Ponderosa in Crawford, I figured, what the heck. It’s summer. I’ll settle back with a bottle of tequila and play a drinking game. Every time Bush said something stupid, I’d have a shot. I turned on the TV, got a tape recorder to record my reactions and opened the bottle. After Bush warmed up, he got to the nitty-gritty of his delusional speech.

The following transcription was made after I returned from the emergency room.

Bush: …Despite the acts of violence by the enemies of freedom, Iraq’s elected leaders are now finishing work on a democratic constitution. And later this year that constitution will be put before the Iraqi people for their approval…

Me: (taking a shot) Say what? The Kurds want their own independent state. Today the Sunnis said they might opt out. Don’t you read anything in the newspaper but ‘The Family Circus?’"

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[interupt]

1. LOL....Health Warning should be attached

Under NO circumstances should you have a drinking game with the following scenarios

- Bush Press Conference
- Bush Radio Address
- Bush Townhall Q&A (Assuming you can get a live feed into one)

[Schweeney]

2. So Very Funny

I love Harvey, he's so much more reasonable than our president.

[susu369]

4. Welcome to DU

Schweeney!

:hi:

[ismnotwasm]

3. Oh god I couldn't imagine a more dangerous drinking game

That cracked me up. Every time he said something stupid my Blood alcohol would be at least .5 :rofl: