Gene Lyons

[mooseandsquirrel]

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Trouble is, nobody in Texas cuts brush by hand, not even illegal Mexican ranch hands. They drag it out of the ground with big chains or chop it up with a bush hog, an oversized rotary mower pulled by a tractor. So I figure Bush is actually working out on a treadmill in front of a giant plasma TV screen. I imagine he’s invested the necessary pittance to buy the MLB package from his satellite provider, allowing him to ignore the hapless Texas Rangers in favor of any game (or games) he chooses. He’d be a fool not to.

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You'll have to read the whole thing to get a big belly laugh out of this one. So sad, but no doubt the truth.

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