Arnold Mein Governor

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mods,
i hope this isn't a dupe! this young man infiltrated the arnold campaign and reports from the inside. enjoy!


Arnold Mein Governor!

What makes the Schwarzenegger campaign tick? To find out, our writer runs away to join the circus.
By Harmon Leon

In order to fit in fully undercover, I'm going by the pseudonym John Kimble (Arnold's character in the movie classic Kindergarten Cop, since I figure Arnold got his stand on education from making that movie).



I ask the man who is large (but in a big baby sort of way), if I, John Kimble, can be an Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor campaign volunteer.
"What do you do for a living, John?" he asks with a fixed grin that hides stress. "I'm a kindergarten teacher," I proclaim, then add, "but I also work in law enforcement!"
I'm told to come back tomorrow at noon to help get the campaign headquarters ready for the big rally featuring, you guessed it, Arrrrrrnold!

much more…

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.02.03/mein-governor-0340.html

[hedda_foil]

1. God, this is hilarious stuff!

Thanks for posting it!

[Loyal]

2. kick

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