The dittoheads know who is really behind McNabb's success

[tom_paine]

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Good morning, and welcome to this emergency meeting of the Dittoheads' Self-Defense Group. As you know, this past week was rough. Our beloved Maximum Leader has been taking some hits. Wait a minute. I don't mean he's been "taking some hits" as in, "I'll have another hit of that pipe, dude." I don't mean that at all.

As you know, the Maximum Leader does not want to discuss those stories right now. So we won't. Instead, let's get some talking-points together on the football thing. Let's figure out how to respond to the liberals.

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That's why the femi-nazis in the NFL had to get rid of Rush. He's the only one who had the courage to take them on. You've got a whole bunch of environmental wackos on the defensive teams and they are, to use the Maximum Leader's phrase, desirous of having black quarterbacks do well.

You ever see Michael Vick scramble? It looks like he's going to be tackled for a big loss, and then, boom, he gets away. And who missed him? A defensive player. Those same defensive players never seem to miss Kurt Warner, do they? You think that's a coincidence? The black guy gets away, and the white guy gets sacked.

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[VTMechEngr]

1. LOL

I love watching Vick play. I loved it so much more here on Campus. *sigh*

[wryter2000]

2. Ohmygosh

Is this paper always this good?

[MrBenchley]

3. Hilarious!!

Thanks for sharing that...

"First of all, here's what the liberals are saying about free speech: "Rush Limbaugh has the right to say whatever he wants, but if other members of the show don't want to be associated with his racial claptrap, that's their right. And if people want to criticize Limbaugh, that's their right. It's called the marketplace of ideas. That's what free speech is all about."

Well, I think we can shout that down, can't we? The first part is OK. Rush has the right to say whatever he wants. But liberals have the right to disagree? That's baloney. Rush can criticize them, but if they dare to respond to what he says, they are stepping on his right to free speech. "

[DemoVet]

4. Why is it....

that rich, white, right-wing christian males do the most whining about how badly they're treated? His talk to the broadcasters was vintage Rush-as-victim schtik (isn't that what he's always accusing Jesse Jackson of doing, playing the victimization card?) and yet I don't remember hearing anyone say that he shouldn't say what he did (priceless comment on this from a black viewer, "you expect a skunk to stink"), just comment on the offensiveness of his statement. Obviously, Rush simply couldn't take the heat his comments engendered and bailed rather than expose himself to any more controversy. I hear that the producer whose idea this mess was is in deep doo-doo.

BTW, as a Vietnam veteran I'm actually *glad* Limpballs evaded the draft. Who knows, he might have ended up in my unit.

[zbdent]

5. Wait, wasn't Rush one of the Verbal gang-rapers of the Dixie Chicks

when they were caught actually having a thought in their head that went against the grain of the corporates?

Something about a minor report in a European station?