An Arnold Schwarzenegger stump speech -- Will Durst

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An Arnold Schwarzenegger stump speech
To the good people Colliephonia and stuff


Hello to you good people of Colliephonia. It is gratificating for me to see so many of you here in the Stockton part of the state who have come to see me in these times when it is so important that we are tossing out an evil governor who has chased jobs away to other states and is not able to attend to business here because he has been too busy taking these illegal handouts from these unions and these Indian tribes here. Let me tell you something, and listen to what I'm saying here, loud and clear, this is Total Recall and its time for us to say Hasta la Vista, Davis.
Because when I come to this country, I have nothing, not even enough money to pay for a decent bikini wax. But through strength and discipline I build myself up to what I am today. A millionaire businessman that can afford the best spa treatments this great state can provide. I don't need to take these handouts from these special interests, these unions and these Indian tribes. No, I only accept contributions from these legitimate businesses and corporations who have come to me because they recognize my obvious leadership qualities.

And that's what I can bring to Colliephonia through my strict regimen of strength and discipline. Not like the blind loyalty my Father gave the Third Reich, because let me tell you something, those people telling you that I am a Nazi are telling you a big load of bullcrap. It is more of the disgusting puke politics we have come to expect from Davis and the Davis people. We are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore. Please forgive me, I know this is not a line from one of my movies, but I can't figure out how to use "Its not a tumor."


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