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RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A FELON by Daniel T. Michael
Rush said that all dopers should be locked up In jail. "Hell, throw away the key and Deny them all bail."
When he'd lord it over others he'd sure Flex his MOXY. But when his life Got painful, he'd pop him an OXY!
Life got monotonous being a Republican Shill. So He'd send out poor Wilma To score him some pills.
He showed little empathy for Democrats With vices. So most of them rejoiced When Rush had this crisis.
"Get me more blues." He'd e-mail from his studio Throne. Did his listeners not wonder Why his speech slurred and Droned?
One had to ponder why he suddenly couldn't Hear. Did all of those downers shatter His inner ears?
His ditto sheep quaked and trembled as their Illusions were crushed. Though they'd Never admit it, he was their RUSH.
Kitty Dukakis, Darryl Strawberry, and Curt Cobain. He really loved basking In all of their pain.
Suddenly right wingers called for treatment and "Understanding." When it came to Rush Limbaugh, Jail they Weren't demanding.
His buddy "Mr. Newt" took women for vice. That Whore William Bennett let Vegas entice.
Had Hillary Clinton proclaimed addiction To drugs. Why she would be bitch Slapped by Rush and Those thugs.
Lying hypocrisy that’s what it is. His "Morality and Virtue" was Simply showbiz!
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