Jeb Puts Patients On Pre-Emptive Life Support!

[Atman]

"NBY EXCLUSIVE

JEB ORDERS ALL TERMINALLY ILL PATIENTS ON LIFE SUPPORT UNTIL 04 ELECTION

(TALLAHASSEE) In another disturbing indication of rampant inbreeding among the Bush Family, Florida Governor Jeb Bush signed an executive order today placing all comatose or potentially vegetative patients on pre-emptive life support to ensure they will be able to cast ballots in the 2004 presidential election.

"It is what God would want for them," said Bush, adding "Many of these people are brain dead. Therefore, we think it is obvious that they would vote republican if presented the opportunity to do so.

"The fact that the liberals in the Democrat party would try to take their vote from them by allowing them to die with dignity just smacks of pandering!" continued Bush. He was wrapping up an appearance at the Gay Cuban Christian Veterans conference in Kissimmee."

CONTINUED at NotBannedYet.US!


(I just posted a new issue...New cartoons...also, Ari Fleischer wigs out at CNN's Dana Bash. Hot off the presses!)

[realFedUp]

1. That is funny.

thanks.

[catzies]

2. Not only is that funny as all hell,

but I wouldn't put it past him. :scared: