Delay to pursue corruption in private sector (humor)

[Rude Horner]

From "The Onion"

Tom Delay to pursue corruption in the private sector

"I have a lot to offer the corporate world, such as money laundering and influence-peddling."

:rofl:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47127

[niyad]

1. sadly, those are probably exactly the qualifications that will land him

some high-paying job with a lobbying firm, or consulting firm or some such BS.

[Up2Late]

2. How about, "Critics Blast Bush For Not Praying Hard Enough"...

<http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46938>

or "Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization" <http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46936>

Looks like I'm going to have to go back and check out a bunch I missed.

[Rude Horner]

3. Those were great too

I especially liked the Girls Gone Wild one. Those folks at the Onion are pretty clever. :)

[katty]

4. and state of the art bug zapping technology