Bush and Rumsfeld in ‘Baghdad Mountain’

[stevenleser]

http://www.opednews.com/articles/opedne_steven_l_060419_bush_and_rumsfeld_in.htm

Steven Leser

Bush and Rumsfeld in ‘Baghdad Mountain’
Bush – ‘I don’t know how to quit you, Rummy!’

The man in the Stetson hat growled as he brushed away a fast moving tear that was tickling his freshly exfoliated face. “You told me everything was going to be OK, that these Iraqis were complete pushovers...

“Look Rummy, you know I love you. You know I would do anything for you.” Bush started crying again, “Don’t you know you have to do something to make things better over there?
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[Demeter]

1. Snicker--far too subtle for Washington!

[stevenleser]

2. You should see the Photoshopped picture of Bush & Rummy I created

... since OpEdNews.com feeds into Google News, I thought it might be a little too racy. Email me at [e-mail] if you want the photo!

[Yatar]

3. I was thinking the same thing....

I can picture Bush singing... "Stand by your ma-aa-n..."

[Rechan]

4. You're missing one thing

The boys in Brokeback were ranchers; Bush is all hat and no cattle.