Jimmy Versus George: A Presidential Smackdown!

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http://villagevoice.com/news/0617,cartoons,72962,9.html

[Mythsaje]

1. I have to add...

Jimmy

A decent human being.


George

Some type of primate.

[acmavm]

2. I don't know that I'd give him credit for belong to the primate

classification.

Slug is more like it. A big pink walking talking mouth-breathing slug.

[Mythsaje]

3. He's a bipedal simian creature...

that makes him SOME kind of primate.

WHAT kind is open to interpretation.

[neoblues]

4. But, Shrub is one of the few primates that cannot be trained...

to ride a bicyle (even chimps do that). (okay, okay, gorillas probably aren't easily trained to ride a bicyle either... but shrub should be able to be trained**... okay, okay, he can ride a bicycle--he just falls down alot... still...)

**I hear this training disability applies to shrub on a whole host of skills, especially issues involving the basic ability to understand (think)(though this indicates the presence of problems far more serious than simple learning disabilities, his mental deficiency--no matter how severe--is not cause to demean him as a human being***; no, his antisocial personality disorders are sufficient cause for that, but that is another matter entirely***).

***it is, however, more than sufficient cause to disqualify him from holding significant public office! Alas, he and his handlers won't agree to submit to a proper pyschological evaluation and, without specifically medical proof, he cannot be removed from office for reasons of this sort--even if he attained such office by means of fraud (however, if that could be proven, he could be removed as a result--alas, such cannot even be investigated or considered until or unless Democratic members of Congress are allowed to actually participate in Congress).