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Outrage by Dan Brown
What if:
The Iranians were practicing terrorism, and The Contra rebels were practicing terrorism, and The U.S. Congress made it illegal to conspiratorially or otherwise assist either, and The Reagan/Bush administration did it anyway, and They got caught, and The President of the United States pardoned these terrorist helpers.
Should we be outraged?
How about if those terrorist assisters somehow managed to get back into the U.S. government, and They developed a plan to get revenge on their old friend Saddam Hussein and get his oil, and They wrote about it back in the 1990s, and They called their plan the Project for the New American Century, and They used a terrorist attack on America to falsely justify their plan, and They did it without international support, and They tried to cover it up by saying it was for the U.N., but The U.N. said "we have a better idea," and They said "tough we're the last SuperPower, ha ha ha ha ha," and They launched an unprovoked invasion anyway.
Should we be outraged?
How about if those creepy Iranian/Contra terrorist aiders invaded Afghanistan, and They told everybody the Geneva Convention no longer applied to them, and They displayed prisoners bound, blindfolded and naked on stretchers, and They displayed prisoners with hoods on their heads, and They displayed prisoners in chain-link cages, and They held U.S. citizens without recourse to lawyers, and They coined a term that they said got them off the hook, and They refused to abide by the Convention on Torture even though they were signatories, and Prisoners died in their custody from blunt trauma, and Amnesty International said they were "alarmed", and Then some of their own soldiers were captured and displayed, and They said "that's against the Geneva Convention", and People shook their heads at their arrogance, so They blew up civilians and TV stations and radio in violation of the Geneva Convention.
Should we be outraged?
How about if they kept Iraq controlled for 12 years, and They depleted Iraq's conventional military capability by 60%, and They found and destroyed 90% of Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, and Wars, sanctions, and disease brought the median age of Iraqis to 15 years old, and The U.N. reinstated a weapons inspection program, and It began to look like the program was working, and The Contra/Iranian terrorist-funding plotters began to fear they wouldn't get their war, and Hans Blix said he was a few months from complete disarmament, and Twelve years is lots shorter than how long Israel's been in violation of resolutions, and Hans Blix published twelve steps to complete disarmament, and The IAEA guy said "No way does Iraq have nuclear weapon capability," and The guy who helped sell the My Lai story said "Hey read this paper evidence," and Everyone laughed because it was such a poor forgery, and All the greatest nations on Earth said "War is not the Answer," and The Iran/Contra terrorist assistants said we're going alone, and Poor Eritrea said "we'll say it's okay too for a bit of money," and They said "Sure" and pulled the money out of the mouths of starving babies at home, and They used it to buy support, but Still all the greatest nations on Earth said "War is not the Answer," and They stole some more money from schools and the sick and pregnant moms, and They tried to give it to Turkey, and They winked at Turkey about their little "Kurdish problem," and Turkey remembered that they were a Democracy and said like other great nations "No," and They said "Tough we'll do it with just our Anglo-Saxon buddies," and They got less than 10% of their invading military from Britain, and A paltry one percent from Australia, and Morocco said "We'll let you blow up monkeys", and The world rose up to resist their hegemony, and
They invaded Iraq anyway.
Should we be outraged?
I am.
Dan Brown Saint Paul, Minnesota
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