ABC 9/11 MOVIE SHOWS CLINTONS DESTROYING WORLD TRADE CENTER (satire)

[chat_noir]

Hollywood – Democrats have erupted in outrage over the latest footage to be leaked from ABC’s upcoming TV miniseries “The Path to 9/11,” which shows former President Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton flying the planes that destroyed the World Trade Center.

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“The CIA is on my ass here,” the terrorist leader tells Clinton. “I can’t get out to take that trip we’ve been talking about.”

“Don’t worry, OBL,” the former President replies, using an acronym for his old friend. “Hillary and I will take the trip on our own. We thought we might hit lower Manhattan, if you know what I mean.”

In the film, both Clintons parachute out of their planes just before the explosion. They are caught in helicopters flown by John Kerry and Howard Dean and returned to their home in Chappaqua, New York before anyone realizes they were gone.


http://datelinehollywood.com/archives/2006/09/09/abc-911-movie-shows-clintons-destroying-world-trade-center/

[Joanne98]

1. HAHAHA! (snippet)

Sources at ABC say they are editing the film as a response to the protests, which have also included a letter from the Congressional Democratic leadership and President Clinton’s office.

“We’re digitally inserting terrorist co-pilots just to make certain nobody thinks we are saying the Clintons are entirely responsible for 9/11,” said a source at ABC. “Of course we realize that Al Qaeda should bear some of the guilt as well.”

[LTR]

2. Well, I've got a pic proving otherwise!

[blue cat]

3. Recommended because

we could all use a laugh over this shit.

[jeff30997]

4. "MOVIE SHOWS CLINTONS DESTROYING WORLD TRADE CENTER "

When I read that, I pictured 2 Godzilla-size Clintons!:rofl:

[Lisa]

5. or climbing up it like King Kong in the 1970s movie! (n/t)