Kenya: God Bless America Or We Will All Be Sorry

[Robbien]

Kwamchetsi Makokha
Nairobi

Today, America marks the fifth anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attack in which thousands of people were killed.

The whole world will be dutifully mourning with the greatest nation on earth and taking stock of the war against terror - because it is important to be on friendly terms with the United States of America.

America has no enemies in the world today - it is just that all her friends passionately dislike her, but cannot show it.

People who are foolish enough to hate America - or show their true feelings about it -- are routinely finding themselves enrolled at the Institute for the Protection of Human Rights and Democracy at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, or at many other satellite campuses dotting the globe.

The world today sleeps more safely and soundly under the blanket of freedom that America provides.

http://allafrica.com/stories/200609110961.html

[1monster]

1. Wow!

[movonne]

2. This is a good article....k@r

[ninkasi]

3. That was a great article.

I loved it. I hope to read more of the author's work, if it's all as good as this. There's one thing for sure, Bush will certainly give the author ammunition, as long as he keeps on saying and doing stupid things. There's about zero chance of that, though.

[VioletLake]

4. Wowee, what a fantabulous article!

Not.

[VioletLake]

5. What’s with you, Violet?

Can’t you see the author is a furriner? Everyone knows that there are no rightists and unprincipled opportunists in other countries. Besides, the article is satire; can’t you tell?

[VioletLake]

6. Satire, huh?

33,000 Iraqis dead? You must be pulling my leg too, Violet.

King Bush doesn’t mind being called a retarded cocksucker as long as nothing real changes. It’s a small price to pay for power.

Just don’t tell Americans that decent people hate their fucking guts because of geo-rapists like Dubya, Dick, and Don.

[VioletLake]

7. Okeydoke.

But that kind of talk will land you in Guntaneemo.

BTW, why are you talking to yourself?

[VioletLake]

8. I’m killing time.

Just waiting for someone with enough balls to take me on. (Snip snip)

Being that I’m here in "America" and all, I’m prepared to wait forever.

[VioletLake]

9. The worst people tend to believe that they're good people

because they love their kids.

Motherfuckers, that's the bare minimum. If you didn't love your kids you wouldn't even be fit to shit on. Do you think you deserve a medal for something that the average chimp is capable of?

[Robbien]

10. Well there ya go

Love you over there VioletLake.

And the beat goes on.

[Vidar]

11. Nicely exposed as the joke we are.

[GetTheRightVote]

12. So there are good writers everywhere in the world, the truth hurts

it hurts alot.

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