BRASCH: Making the World Safer for Terrorism

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Making the World Safer for Terrorism

January 15 2007
Counterbias.com
WALTER BRASCH


Deep in a cave or high on a mountain, in Pakistan or Afghanistan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan or, maybe, sunning on the French Riviera, is a furious Osama bin Laden.

“Infidels!” he screamed to his aide.

“Yes,” said the Aide reassuringly, “that is truly what the Great Satan is.”

“How dare them!” stammered the financier and leader of al-Qaeda.

“What is it this time?” asked the Aide. “Did they capture one of our thousand great and glorious deputy leaders? Did they reduce the violence outside of Baghdad?”

“Worse! They made Bush Number 1!” He looked directly at his Aide. “Do you know how disgraceful that is?!”

“I do not understand, Oh Great and Wonderful Courier of Absolute Wisdom.”

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