MALIKI’S 'STATE OF DISUNION' ADDRESS

[Don Davis]

Thank you, thank you, Mohammed. I appreciate that you’re the only one who showed up tonight, but I realize most of your Parliament colleagues are hiding under their beds, or living large abroad – while still collecting their government salary.

First, I’d like to congratulate our new lady Speaker, who’s also AWOL. I wouldn’t know her anyway, since she’s always wearing that veil.

Well, I’m pleased to report that the State of Disunion is … strong!

Killings are up 200%, kidnappings up 300%, and production of IEDS in the last quarter is at an all-time high. Sectarian violence would have been even greater if our citizens had the use of electric lights and power drills for more than 3 hours a day.

And my agenda — The Old Way Backwards – promises to continue these trends.

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