IRAQ STUDY GROUP TO TRY A 'SURGE' OF ITS OWN

[Don Davis]

Undaunted and undeterred by its failure to stem sectarian stupidity in the Bush Administration, the Iraq Study Group has decided to take another stab at victory, with a SURGE of its own.

Speaking on behalf of the ISG, Co-Chairman James Baker explained that their last effort did not utilize enough diplomats to quell Bush’s Shit-ite policies, or unduly Sunny scenarios.

“This time,” Baker promised, “we intend to expand the membership of the ISG by at least 20,000, which will require a draft of all retired Cabinet members, Congressmen, and foreign service officers going back to the Kennedy Administration.”

Co-Chairman Lee Hamilton added that new strategies would also be employed. “Instead of just lobbying the Administration during the day, and then going home to sleep in our own beds at night, this time we’re going to camp out in the White House 24/7.”

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