LIBBY: 'I LEARNED ABOUT WMD FROM JUDY MILLER'

[Don Davis]

A leak from Scooter Libby’s legal team has revealed that his attorneys plan to “swing for the fences” with a bold new defense: that Libby never even heard of weapons of mass destruction until he had lunch with The New York Times’ Judith Miller.

Libby plans to take the stand in his own defense and testify that Ms. Miller taught him about Renaissance poetry, French existentialist philosophy, and the subtle beauty of Uranium 235.

The Vice President’s former chief of staff will also tell the jury that until he met Ms. Miller, he never even knew what “yellow cake” was, assuming that it was merely the spongelike dessert his Nana served him as a boy.

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[cspanlovr]

1. You have to stop fooling me...I fall for this every time!!!

:hi: :blush:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. damn that was good.

but please give us more warning.

[Lerkfish]

3. man, writing satire for this administration must be very difficult

it all sounds like what's actually happening.

[angstlessk]

4. You got me on this one, too, Don.

Like the above poster said, it is difficult to actually know when it is satire, with this bunch at the helm!