A rant about Dick Cheney

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Why in the world is anybody still taking this pompous blowhard seriously? He’s been wrong about everything he’s ever done, said, or even thought about. He’s already in the Guinness Book of World Records for screwing up more times than a midget hooker. The only people who’ll still go hunting with him are referrals from Dr. Kevorkian. Every time Cheney goes hunting, all the animals wait till he runs out of ammunition, and then they start nibbling on the dead old people. The AARP is considering filing a class-action lawsuit, and he’s still the only man ever to have his lifetime membership in the NRA revoked for being too stupid to own a gun. And yet this is the bonehead still running our county? Why oh WHY oh why didn’t I escape to Canada while I still had the chance?

The only reason we aren’t in the midst of impeachment hearings right now is because it really wouldn't solve the problem, and most of the country is even more afraid of Cheney than that trained monkey he keeps on a leash.. And yet this is the guy who’s still being asked questions as if he knew anything? Dick Cheney should be in a freak show and laughed at continuously. He should be compelled to wear a sign around his neck that says, “I’m a clueless loser.”


http://isbushantichrist.blogspot.com/2007/01/cheney-consummate-coward.html

[demnan]

1. Nice rant

Too bad the quail can't have guns and shoot back. Maybe we'd stand a chance then.

[pwb]

2. he is the bravest chickenhawk of all.

i call him dickhead cheney

[LibDemAlways]

3. Regarding the impeachment issue, it's clear that

we need a 2-fer. If Charlie McCarthy had committed a crime, Edgar Bergen would have had to have been held accountable. Same with this puppet/puppetmaster duo.

[peacetalksforall]

4. I remember when we political observers were 'introduced' to

him during the campaign when he and George made a disparaging remark about someone in the press while a mike was turned on.

We didn't know that much. Thanks to the internets we find that he has been planning this sojourn in the White HOuse for many years. We learned He's been doing his dirty work for decades.

How did he operate so far below the radar of common citizens in this country. He didn't seem to make much noise as Secretary of Defense (make that Secretary of War) position and others. Correct me if I'm wrong on that position. He's been high up.

Gotta ask - how many treacherous acts has he been responsible for?

Why are there no biographies of him?

How many are now being written?

And mus must admit, having membership revoke by the NRA is really a smile generator. Is it true?

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5. I didn't write the blog...

but I would say that much of it was written to be a smile generator.

take this paragraph for example:

"This piece of garbage calling itself ‘Dick Cheney’ is the absolute scum of the earth. All the murderers and serial killers on death row in every state for the last fifty years, could not even come close to being responsible for all the premeditated death and destruction that this greedy corporate filth is responsible for. His ugly crooked smile and gravelly voice would give even Hannibal Lector the chills. He sounds and looks just as if his soul were being dragged through the mud. If Saddam Hussein is in hell right now – which I have no doubt he is – he’s just waiting for Dick Cheney to arrive. Because Cheney’s going to be Saddam’s punk. His pacemaker can’t hold out forever, and one day Cheney’s going to service Saddam for all eternity. Even then it will never equal all the people he’s f-d over. Even Hitler will be shocked and disgusted to find out how low a human being can sink."


Okay, so it exaggerates a bit (at least the part about Hitler). Much of the information in the rant is correct.

I also like this part:

"My neighbors once had a dog that, when they first got him, he was the most frightened little puppy you ever saw. You just had to look at him crosseyed and he’d run away with his tail between his legs. But then as he got older, he somehow got mean and nasty, as if to cover up his deep insecurity. He would bark and growl at everyone who came by, day and night. It was the barkingest dog I’ve ever heard. But you know, for all the growling and barking that dog was still a craven coward, and all you had to do was make a run at him, and he’d still run away with his tail between his legs, leaving a trail of piss. That’s Cheney all over – and it’s about time for Congress and the courts to take a run at him."