CHRISTIANS SCRAMBLE TO 'RESURRECT' … THE RESURRECTION!

[Don Davis]

“The Lost Tomb of Jesus” — the James Cameron documentary claiming that the remains of Jesus may have been found — has Christian theologians in full panic mode, trying to exorcise doubts about the Resurrection, and thus the entire basis of Christianity. As one high-placed source at the Vatican asked: “What If They Gave a Religion … and the Prophet Actually Showed Up?”

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But the final “nail in the coffin” is the inscription on one ossuary which reads: “Fido of Nazareth, Dog of the Son of the Lord,” which statisticians say is “a million-to-one shot, or seven million-to-one in dog statistics.”

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[papau]

1. This is Lounge material n/t

n/t

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. It's still funny n/t

[Stuckinthebush]

10. Agreed, Papau

I think all satire would get much better play in the Lounge or on GD.

[shain from kane]

3. Pet Sematary. The damned thing resurrected, too.

[reprobate]

4. Dogs are not damned. No original sin in them. Remember Dog spelled backward is ......

[shain from kane]

5. Not in Hebrew or Aramaic.

[richabk]

6. That's why...

only the English ones get in.

;-)

[shain from kane]

7. Is humpin' my leg still considered a sin?

[reprobate]

8. It's dog doesn't consider it sin.

[shain from kane]

9. In a world without God "everything is permitted."